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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Front-Ranger:
~~Meanwhile~~
LUREEN:
%%I can't believe it was just a few hours ago we was bumping along the washboard road to the fundraising dance when we happened upon an angel by the side of the road!!%%
**sigh**
%%And then we all went to the dance together an we were talkin and drinkin and all when she gives me this look!%%
Daniel:
JACK:
((Jack gets to wonderin' more and more where Lureen and LaShawn are. He turns to Randall.))
**You reckon our wives are makin' out?**
Mikaela:
THE BY NOW RATHER EXASPERATED BENCH OUTSIDE THE HALL:
(( Never thought it would reach this moment in time, but there you go! ))
** Why don't the two of you go check that out. That kind of things's supposed to be a hot sight. Besides, you're getting very heavy and I'm sure your butts must be absolutely numb by now. **
(( Creaks wearily ))
%% The hours have grown late, long and tedious, and I seriously need my beauty rest, guys. So do you, when truth be told. Don't make me regret falling in love here! What a shame that would be! %%
(( Sags ))
welliwont:
RANDALL~
((leaning in towards JACK, feeling and rubbing his own ass trying to locate the source of his pain))
%%Owww!! G_ _ D_ _ _ it!!! It felt like a splinter a wood, where is it? I swear, I felt a great big splinter slicing into my bum, where the hell is it? It's not like I can ask Jack to look for it, I don't want to scare him off now do I? I cain't just ask him to examine my bum right outa nowhere!%%
I dunno JACK, I ain't never thought a that. But I can tell ya, I'm used to this. If there's one thing LASHAWN likes, it's a girlfriend to prattle on to. I knew when they both went to the powder room, that we'd be waitin' a looooong time.
((squirming and wiggling on one bum cheek, bumping into JACK while feeling for the imaginary splinter))
You want me ta go in there and track 'em down JACK? Or would you rather do it? They're probably still in the powder room.
Mikaela:
THE BITCHIN' AND MOANIN' BENCH:
%% Yeah, I'vee been complaining four hours today! These two guys keep hangin' on, goin' nowhere! They have the most unbelievable stamina.... They must have butts of pure burnished steel! %%
(( Gulps and contemplates that for a while, but soon enough returns wearily to the previous pain and utter exhaustion:))
(( Sags despondently ))
** The loss of all those splinters has weakened me further. I'm about to collapse! Oh no! **
((Squeaks pitifully))
%% Perhaps they'll get the point if I announce it in HUGE LETTERS: %%
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