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Mikaela:
MONROE:


Don't you speak ill of the little guy, Junior, or Alma and I will have to be awful strict with ya.

He's the spittin' image of his dad. Don't you think he's the spittin' image of his dad? I'm burstin' with joy and pride here! All I can say is:

Daniel:
Guy Raphaelson:

((Frantically answering the telephone))

**Yes, hello? The Brokenarsed Dance Videos will be available next week at the earliest. I'll see if I can get you a shipment ahead of schedule.**

((Guy pauses to listen to the orderer on the other line; he's still worried about Lucise Indapaddock, unconscious on his couch.))

**I'll have to look into that one, Mr. Alexander. I don't know if I can get Ennis and Cassie for an exclusive dance performance.**

Mikaela:
MIKA THE MUSICAL DUMBASS MULE:


(( Contemplating MONROE'S loud squeals of joy ))

** Well, it's good to hear that someone is happy.**

(( Sighs ))

** I, on the other hand, have come full circle. Here I am, once more hauling heavy supplies out in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by milling sheep. Oh, woe betide! **



** It's all the fault of those stupid silly jukeboxes! I had a very nice job braying  crooning singing at this nice but modest little cafe place in Riverton, favoured by the tattoo crowd especially, - but I got laid off. Jukeboxes were all the rage. What they all craved. Those tunes! Dancing Matilda... Walzing Mellissa.... or some such. Yep. So I got laid off.  :-\ Nothing to do for me but get back in the mountain transport business. **

(( wails ))

And this time, the cowboys aren't even cute!!  :-\

(( Shakes head ))

But do you all know what the worst irony of all is?

(( Pauses for greater impact ))

These here heavy packs I'm hauling uphill are full of nothing but.....




(( Starts braying singing a slow, dirge-like tune ))

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.....

Daniel:
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy looks over the recent mountain transportation services and finds Mikaela's name listed among the pack mules. He nearly spits his tea all over himself.))

**What? That girl's supposed to be on Broadway for the second season of "Anywhichway but down".**

((Guy quickly reaches for the phone and dials the transportation director.))

Cameron:
Alma Jr. 

Thank goodness I am out of that house with that stupid baby, and stupid Monroe.

Sometimes I think that damn baby is even smarter than Monroe.

Now where the hell is Daddy?

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