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YaadPyar:
The Feng Shui Director

%%  These dumb-@$$ mules are remarkably musical - such talent.  We seem to have ever-so-slightly lost our way.  Perhaps we need the Chinese Feng Shui compass to re-orient us.  It's made of wood and brass with red thread to help Jack red-line it accurately later when necessary. Writting is in chinese and contains secret code that can only be deciphered by those studying under Feng Shui Master and Director Mr. Raymille. %%



(( FSD attaches compass to wall so all cast and crew can see it and receive its divine and inspired guidance. ))

Ellemeno:
The Wind:  ((blows the invigorating smell of edelweiss past the sleeping noses of Our Boys.))  **  Sorry the pic is so colossal, I'm proud I got it there at all.  **

newyearsday:
**Low Startle Point Horse has been given the information that the Actors playing Jack and Ennis are in meetings with "their people" until mid afternoon. Perhaps this would be a good time to utilize the Spa services that the Director Mr, RayMILLE has so graciously set up for us, or perhaps reflect on the beauty of the mountains we find ourselves in preparation for a later-than-anticipated start to our shooting schedule today.**

vkm91941:
%%cueing up the special mechanical band shipped at great expense all the way from that fancy schamcy clock works in Switzerland%%



Way out here they have a name for wind and rain and fire
The rain is Tess , the fire's Joe, and they call the wind Clarissa
Clarissa blows the stars around, sets the clouds a'flyin'
Clarissa makes the mountain sound like folks was up there dyin'
Clarissa, (Clarissa), Clarissa (Clarissa), they call the wind Clarisssssssaaaaa!

Mikaela:
Mika the musical dumbass mule


((Enjoys the lofty music winging on high over the mountain. Swoons and skips under the sweet Edelweiss smells. Falls madly, deeply, truly in love with the dulcet tones and the beautiful, shining body of dumbass mule #27.))

=Yeah, it's definitely something in the air up there=


**This is amazing. Till now I've been in love with that cute, taciturn guy who'se been leading me around by the nose. I mean, noose. Up the mountain, and down the mountain. What's not to love about a guy who keeps taking you exiting new places?**

=Has very very dreamy look in eyes=


**But I knew Ennis was spoken for from the moment I clapped eyes on him. I'm so glad I've found another *mule* to love, for the other couldn't ever be mine. Difference in species be damned, and however much I've wanted to fill his life with bliss and bright lights:**




**And with musical praise of the highest degree: **

((Ahem. Ahem. Brays:))

  Yeah, yeah (Oooo)
Uh, hey hey
All right, yeah
Oooo

What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man


((Everyone and everything else on the mountain silently prays (since any shouts and screams would be drowned in the mule music anyhow) with a level of desperation yet unheard of:))

Ennis! Where are you? Way to go - taking a break just now! Please return and take that crazed dumb-ass mule for a trip somewhere! Take him to see the basque! Show him the majestic scenery of the furthst peaks! Just make it stop! Make it stop! Ennis! Saaaaaaave us!


((To the great relief of all, Mika the Dumbass musical mule however falls completely silent on own accord, once more meditating on the utter beauty and grace of Dumbass mule # 27))


=Silence and peace once more reigns on the mountain. =

=For how long?=

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