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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Cher:
--- Quote from: LauraGigs on October 16, 2007, 02:05:31 am ---
ENNIS [throat parching]: %% Eggs? Melons? Who does a guy have to screw just to get supm' to drink around here?
--- End quote ---
ME: OK, OK , Alma I'm a'comin... here's your Tina
tea with Mussolini
lemon.
LauraGigs:
ENNIS: %% Dang. I needed tea with honey, but the way things are goin I better just drink this and get on my way! %%
(( Sips tea, this time not caring whether his pinky finger is extended or not! ))
Mikaela:
MONROE:
((Steps unobtrusively into the cafe))
Well, I was more than a bit disappointed at learning thet CHER is back in town - and she didn't look me up or let me know she's on the prowl! tour!
((sighs))
%% Although I am a happily married man, sure enough - for some reason the thought of having CHER so close and yet missing her created this yawning emptiness, this enormous gaping void inside of me..... %%
((Horrified))
Has she really forgotten me - forgotten *us*? How is that possible?
((Still horrified))
** And then I realized she was hittin' on ENNIS, of all people. I won't sit still for that! That would only bring unhappiness to both a them! **
((Steps into the spotlight - the middle of the cafe))
So, I'm here to remind you, baby! Git your harem veils and your shimmering drapes and your belly-dancer's git-up and all those beads and tassles not to mention the cute curly-toed high-heeled turquise boots over here right now!
Honey Apple-pie my dear, let's reenact the 1001 Arabian nights condensed into one!!!
Cher:
ME: MONROE!! Why hello there, stranger! I called when I came back into town, but some ranch girl answered and I hung up ... believe me, you are more than just another feather in my cap!
RuPaul:
(( I am so enthralled by the sight of MONROE, this hunk of grade-A beef, even though I usually go for men with larger, um, gourds... ))
ME: Why HELLO, Mr. Grocerman! You must appreciate good, fresh, firm melons... and you can take advantage of my two-for-one special!
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