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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
saucycobblers:
((Squinting and gingerly opening his lid to the bright Signal morning, JBB receives some unexpected but much longed-for news from his good friend CHER on the BAM set. There are rumours that the errant warshrag TERRY CLOTH has been sighted near Riverton...))
JBB (roused from his self-imposed exile):
**HOT DAMN!!! Could it... could it be that TERRY has come back to me? Might I even dare to hope that I might feel the joy of his freshly laundered loops against my lovelorn tubing once more?**
((JBB glances over at the slumbering walrus wedged uncomfortably in the rickety office chair in a Porta-cabin in downtown Signal))
**Well as much of thrill as it has been to attend to your chafing and sore bits Mr Aguirre, sir, I was only stayin' here in the hope TERRY CLOTH might look me up one summer and wanna go back up on Brokeback. And I gotta go wherever my warshrag winds up - no matter whose arse he's warshin'... See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!!**
((JBB makes a hasty exit from the cabin before the walrus awakes, and rolls as fast as a lil' tube o' butt cream can, along the dusty road to the Riverton set - as always, singing a little ditty to help him along the way (this one to the tune of Glen Campbell's 'Rhinestone Cowboy'):
**I've been walkin' these streets so long
Singin' the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Signal
Where buffing's the name of the game
And butt creams get warshed away like the snow and the rain
There's been a load of exfoliatin'
On my road to warshrag datin’
But I'm gonna be where his wefts are layin' on me
Like a shiny-tubed butt cream
Smoothin’ out on an ass in a star-spangled detox spa
Like a shiny-tubed butt cream
Gettin’ smeared on the butt of Mr Andy Garcia
Or even Eva Longoria
Well, I really do mind the rain
But a smile can hide all the pain
But you're down when you're ridin' JACK’S PANTS and they’re takin' the long way
And I cream of the butts I did
With a broken heart and a dollar tucked inside my lid
There's been a load of exfoliatin'
On my road to warshrag datin’
But I'm gonna be where his wefts are layin' on me
Like a shiny-tubed butt cream
Smoothin’ out on an ass in a star-spangled detox spa
Like a shiny-tubed butt cream
Gettin’ smeared on the butt of Mr Andy Garcia
Or even Eva Longoria
Like a shiny-tubed butt cream
Smoothin’ out on an ass in a star-spangled detox spa
FADE
Gettin’ smeared on the butt of Mr Andy Garcia
Or even Eva Longoria-a-a-a…**
Cher:
ME: Damn perfect timing for JBB to get back onset! I suppose he'll work on the other end. I don't want to look like an ass, and I need to save some face around here!
Maybe I can help JBB find that silly warshray...
saucycobblers:
JBB:
**Dammit woman! Leave some o' the good stuff in mah tube for mah brushed cotton beau!
Now CHER honeypie. WE go back a looooooong way and I'm sure I can count on you to help me find mah TERRY. Did I hear tell of a sighting of him around these here parts??**
LauraGigs:
ENNIS: (( Finishes drinkin tea — not sippin, mind you, cause he ain't queer. ))
%% With all the craziness around here, maybe I can sneak out the backdoor . . .
(The back, I mean. Sheeit.)
anyways, I can sneak out the back before that Cassie or whoever sees me . . . %%
Uhh, can I get the check please??
Daniel:
LAUREL SPARTA:
((Laurel overlooks the whole thing from her centrally placed production tower. She grabs up her megaphone))
**No! Nobody gets paychecks til the end of the movie/play/whatever. We have to keep the money for the special effects team for now.**
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