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Front-Ranger:
LUREEN:

((Tears her attention reluctantly away from the colourful buckets))

Ah...where was I? Oh, yes, Jack kicked over the bucket, an it fell into the fire, and the whiskey went up in flames, an there was also a pot of body butter that he was warming up, and it caught on fire too, so he grabbed a warshrag to put it out, but a big wind came up, and blew the fire over onto the shotgun shells, which exploded and knocked him over...

No, wait, I got it all wrong! That isn't how it happened at all!!

LauraGigs:


Hunh?

Front-Ranger:
LUREEN

~~Switching gears~~

Whut really happened is, Jack was opening a can of beans and they musta been bad beans, cause the can exploded, broke his nose and jaw, and knocked him on his back...

No, wait, ... that's not the way it happened...

LauraGigs:


Hunh?

Front-Ranger:
LUREEN

Oh dang it all, I swear, I believe you need a tutor, honey. How can ah get it across to you that Jack is . . .

TOAST!!

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