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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Front-Ranger:
LUREEN
We put a stone up...
%%Why did I say that? Oh, yes, it's called a headstone. For sum reason, I am thinking of cobblestones, or those smooth polished stones that you find in the river, or stones that you use to grind flour...%%
%%Dang I am gonna haveta redo this polish, speaking of polish. I ruined it all picking up the phone. And redo my powder job, my lipstick, and my mascara before going out. Must get off the phone pronto!!%%
((businesslike now))Half of the ashes was interred here and the other half sent up to his folks at Lightnin Flat. He used to say he wanted his ashes scattered on Brokeback Mountain, but I didn't know where that was...
Daniel:
JACK'S VOICE
((From somewhere off stage.))
**Ah hell, Lureen! I showed it to ya on the map 'bout a thousand times! See - look there at my will... I even drew ya a MAP!**
Mikaela:
RANDOM PROP ASSISTANT:
**Yes, he sure did. We have made the map prop ready and all!**
%% I'm sure... well, I HOPE.... that noone will notice I had to do a tiny little minor prop recycling from my previous assignment....%%
((With clueless conviction))
A mountain's a mountain, and a map's a map!
Mikaela:
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:
((Impressed))
That's so clever! Look, there is EMMA NANGEL, suspended in flight above the Mountain! How prescient of Jack!
((Looks closer))
Yes, indeed, there are her beautiful, big wings, and there is her...... tail?!?
((Is spooked))
Mikaela:
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:
((Slaps forehead))
Argh! I didn't realize the PT would also be affected by the Screenwriters' Guild strike!
((Groans))
How stupid *am* I, not to think of that?
((Grumbles))
Oh well, since using my brain obviously ain't my strong suit, I'll just have to find something useful and productive to do with the more functional parts of myself in the meantime.... a little "Car&bare" operation might be just the industrious thing to get a rise out of any cast, crew or audience members that are still lingering around looking for someone something to enjoy....
*Thanks to LauraGigs for the perfectly inspirational but (of course) entirely random random audience member pic!
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