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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
LauraGigs:
ENNIS [shifting on the hard chair in the sparse dining area]:
%% Dang, my jeans must still be a-smoulderin. Ass is sore for all the wrong reasons again! Don't look like ol' JBB can help me none right now either. Poor lil fella... %%
[Takes a sip of coffee and remembers his mission]:
I feel awful bad about Jack . . .
can't begin to tell you how bad I feel. I knew him a long time.
I come by to say that if you want me to take his ashes up there on Brokenarsed, like his wife said he wanted . . .
I'll be happy to.
welliwont:
OLD MAN TWIST~
Tell you what, I know where Brokeback Mountain is. He thought he was too goddamn special to be buried in the family plot.
Daniel:
Ma Twist (played by Scarlett O'Hara)
((She walks over behind her husband and taps him on the shoulder disapprovingly.))
Oh come ahn, now. Don't you start doing your cryptkeeper impersonation again. It don't scare no one.
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Sashca1007:
--- Quote from: LauraGigs on June 01, 2008, 06:37:16 pm ---ENNIS [shifting on the hard chair in the sparse dining area]:
%% Dang, my jeans must still be a-smoulderin. Ass is sore for all the wrong reasons again! Don't look like ol' JBB can help me none right now either. Poor lil fella... %%
--- End quote ---
ENNIS'S PERKY PRINT JAMMY PANTS -
%%'Smoulderin', huh? Can ya blame 'em? They been clutchin' Ennis's purty parts long before they was ever flung against the tent walls up on BrokenArse. Yeah, Ennis's gal-wife bought him a new pair a pants outta the J. C. Penney catalog one year, said she was tired a seein' the same old pants on his behind and why was he so danged attached to 'em, anyway?! 'Course, it was her idea for Ennis ta wear perky print jammy pants, tryin' ta perk him up a little. Wasn't long until the MRS. was sportin' the longest, thickest, ugliest nightgowns she could find, and with one purpose in mind; drag her hubby's thoughts as far away as possible from doin' what he liked to do to her when the lights went out.
Well, now, got yerself a sore arse, do ya, Ennis? ;) Ya know, aside from the creamy goodness of my old Butt Butter Buddy and the loopy, wandering weftiness of my favorite ragabond, Terry-- MY cool-as-a-summer breeze cottony self sliding up and over your burnin' backside is all yer gonna need, Mister. And, lucky me, I never once had ta fight any pair a drawers over who was gonna get up close and personal to all those luscious man-parts. It's just me. Me, and those danged smoulderin' jeans that he'll hose down, patch up, and never let go.%%
(( ENNIS'S PERKY PRINT JAMMY PANTS crack like a whip in the fierce Wyoming wind as they cling to the tiny backyard clothesline, awaiting Ennis's return.))
LauraGigs:
--- Quote from: Old Man Twist ---He thought he was too goddamn special to be buried in the family plot.
--- End quote ---
ENNIS [thinkin]: He is. Now gimme them ashes before I make you swallow 'bout half your teeth.
Maybe it's my sore ass that's makin' me so irritable. (Like this-here cryptkeeper ain't enough... I need to hose down these smoulderin jeans. Wonder if there's a car-warsh near here? Maybe I can get cleaned up before scatterin my little darlin.)
(( Maintains polite, but very sad, composure. ))
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