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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Front-Ranger:
**Audiences don't fall in love with fun, friends... 8)**
saucycobblers:
((JBB spies ol' Perky Pants wefting his way over and lookin' mighty starched an' all and something tightens in his tubing, an unfamiliar twitch around his fluted ridge. Seeing as he and Terry haven't had any high altitude fumbles in nigh on 2 effen years, JBB reckons it might be time to let some new piece of cloth open his flip top. Feeling at the same time guilty and a little flushed, JBB snaps his lid shut and runs his ridge edge idly through the dusty soil of the Twist residence, not knowing quite what to do))
%%Dammit, what's come over me? I ain't felt this way since I was a sample tube...((gulps))%%
saucycobblers:
Audience member 1: How old was I when this darn performance started?
Audience member 2: Don't rightly know. But I remember Edith Piaf singing the overture.
Audience member 1: I'm gonna ask for my money back.
Audience member 2: You can't. We've gone decimal since then.
Audience member 1: I can't feel my ass.
Audience member 2: You still HAVE an ass??
Front-Ranger:
((Shadowy figures begin to gather on the stage, and a few dim lights start to appear))
A VOICE:
The curtain falls
Applause fades away
We rise and leave
And greet the day
...
Front-Ranger:
((A solo voice is singing))
A VOICE:
The show is done
No more pretend
But still plays on
It will not end
We have been changed
We have been charged
The show plays on
Inside our hearts
It’s up to us
To find the way
To show the world
What we know today
For Jack and Ennis, JBL,
And Jammy Pants,
Monroe and Alma, Lureen and all,
And Warshrag too.
For Alma Junior and her Curt,
For absent Jenny and her voice coach,
For the mountain and the plain,
For all and everything,
(Sing with me!)
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