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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Daniel:
YOUNG JACK:
**Well people, I'm sorry I'm not actually entertaining you. The truth is... this place is just too quiet.
The sheep are silent, no dogs have barked. Even my low-startle point horse has shifted to park.
The wind has cried, the grass has moaned, but that's just about it... everyone's out on loan.
My jeans are still, No birds have sung, I'm gettin' bored! I'm fit to be hung!**
Ray:
** Hey daniel, wanna play some ABCs while we wait? **
A is Absence.
We are forced to play the wonderful and world renowned game of BBM ABC's in the ABSENCE of the cast and crew who were up all night singing shitty ditties around the camp fire!
B is Better.
The Cast and Crew had BETTER get there bloody arses onto this set VERY BLOODY SOON!
C is for Coniption.
I AM GOING TO HAVE ONE IN JUST ABOUT ONE MINUTE!
Daniel:
YOUNG JACK:
** Now don't start a askin', where'd that other boy go?
Cause I left him behind, and I rightly don't know.
He's down there in that valley somewhere.
Without Aguirre's binocs can't see much down there.
And so I'm surrounded, alone on this steep,
By 1000 (and one) white fluffy sheep.
It's a shame they're so silent. You think they'd be loud.
But so far the day's gone by like a cloud.
Now sometimes a boy gets lonely up here...
And starts having strange little thoughts.
But they're really a little indecent to share,
Up in those lists of "Thou shalt nots".
But if you're real bored, like the rest of us waitin'
And if you have already aiten.
I might be willing to tell you a few.
If you promise me you won't sue.**
YaadPyar:
B is Broke Arsed Mountain
We are forced to merely contemplate the future of BROKE ARSED MOUNTAIN since there is no actual action actually taking place.
** Director Raymille has messed up my post entirely by posting 3 letters at once in his previous post, thus negating the necessity of my posting a "B" at all. Hrmpf! **
Ray:
= Director's privilege! =
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