YOUNG JACK:
You religious types, you all like to preach.
Jolly Minister:
** Yes we
do like to preach! We like to remind young people, and
everyone for that matter - cos people need reminding a lot! - that they should
not give in to temptation...And
you, young Jack, seem to be in desperate need of some preaching! What is it I hear? Nothing but lustful longing for this...Ennis? Ennis?! That name sounds familiar, and yet it is not so common... Let me see... isn't he that young man who came to see me to book the chapel, and myself for the service, for when he gets married in November next? Yes it is! Haha! There you are, young Jack! Follow Ennis's example, instead of his scent! He is getting married, and yes, with a
woman, a lovely young lady that I am sure Ennis has not laid a finger on yet! And won't till the wedding night! So there.
NO drifting off the straight path for you with
him, me boy! I may be jolly but I will not be led astray from some basic principles.**