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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Ray:
= I have consulted with the wardrobe department and they tell me that it's a new invention called 'ziputtons'. It's an innovative approach created for the entertainment industry to contain Actor's gooblies, as too many significant others were noticing their thesbo partners getting all 'real life' during their love scenes, and it was costing the production companies a fortune in downtime as the arguments worked their way onto set. In his greed wisdom, our Producer agreed to trial the ziputtons during this production %% for a rediculous fee %%. I am confident that you, as mature and flexible Actors will make wonderful strides in adapting to the wonderous 'ziputtons' and use your own judgement as to when and where erectile straining sounds will be appropriate. =
I call upon our High Preistess to bless the 'Ziputton' and all that stands behind it!
Sashca1007:
**Mr. Raymille? MR. RAYMILLLLE!! Where ARRRE you? You know I need your help with the.... OH! There you are! Looks like I've interrupted your 'B.A.M. Production' business meeting.... I'll come back later. Carry on. **
%% Whoo-eee look at the 'suits' all lined up there, lookin' fine. There's Mr. Producer, lookin' good... well, heck, ALL of 'em dressed so purty and coordinated, just for a B.A.M. meeting-- high class, I'll tell ya what. But, Celeste was right, though, Mr. Raymille should NOT wear that black tie with his snazzy red shirt.%%
Kelda:
**Meanwhile, back in her uncle's Riverton bar, where she is collecting glasses (rather than pulling pints as she is too young!):
~~ Cassie:
*sings*
The hills are alive with the sound of music
The songs they have sung for a thousand years
The hills fill my heart with the sound of music
My heart wants to sing every song it hears
My heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds
That rise from the lake to the trees
My heart wants to sigh like the chimes
That flies from a church on a breeze
To laugh like a brook when it trips
And falls over stone on its way
To sing through the night
Like a lark who is learning to pray
I'll go to the hills when my heart is lonely
I know I will hear what I've heard before
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And I'll sing once more
*stops singing* ~~
%%Hmm, I have a strange urge for bananas. wonder why that is?%%
~~Uncle, Uncle?? Do we have some banana pie on the munu today?~~
~~Uncle:
Naw, but we do have some apple pie, you want that?? Yer Aunt picked them off our tree yesterday. That tree had apples on them the size o' balls.~~
~~Cassie:
Oh, no, I'll pass. But thank you. For some reason apple pie makes me cry. ~~
((Uncle looks at her as if she is mad))
~~ It's a thing. OKAY! Harrummpph ~~
((Goes off collecting glasses noisly.))
twistedude:
I can see this string of saliva is gonna be all dired up by the time it comes on the scene...
It's 1 A.M. and I have to go take a shower, so when my shrink tomnorrow says" I TOLD you to get some mood-stableizing pills or you'd get fired", I will at least smell good.
Ellemeno:
THE ASSISTANT:
** We've had an effen' week to say some little word about this, but I only just realized, we need a HARMONICA. Anybody up for it? Free ride and get blown by Jack two, three times a day. You'll need to be a little bent to make it work, but no need to be broken in two. **
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