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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Ray:
** SECURITY ANNOUNCMENT **
** I have just been alerted by Production Security and Set Police to the shocking news that our valued Cast mate was momentarily kidnapped and held for ransom. Overjoyed that Terry fought bravely for his own release, it concerns me that the unscrupulous kidnapper/s are still at large. Initial DNA testing of the area where Terry was nabbed has provided 56765852845 suspects including one bear. Please note, until this E-gay Trader is caught and punished, no expense has been spared in doubling the security of our Cast & Crew, and the extra dinner fork placed in everyone's trailer may be kept as a souvenir after all this nonsense is over. I ask that if anyone can provide information on the identity of the kidnapper/s, that they contact Inspector Moose immediately, and any information given that leads to the capture of perpetrators will afford the giver a reward of FOUR pre loved Casting Couches from my personal collection. I ask that future threats such as this might be dealt with calmer heads in my absence. Remember, An E-gay seller cannot sell if he/she/it has no buyers! We are nearing disclosure of the offender with the recent discovery of the below note in a bin three blocks away from a fabulous little restaurant where I like to take out of town guests in my free time. **
DeeDee:
Young Ennis:
(( Looks over at the warshrag and feels just awful, scoots over and picks it up))
%% Come her' littlle darlin', I saved the important parts fer you%%
Ray:
Lumière:
--- Quote from: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 10:52:55 pm ---
** And everyone else, please pray that I do not have to enter the Federal Warshcloth Protection Program... I don't want to be away from y'all again. **
--- End quote ---
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What is all this talk about WarshCloth Protecting ...wtf..? ???
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** Mr Terry Cloth, are you ok? Glad to see you back here! :-\ **
** Good work Director!! I'd do anything to get one of your pre-loved couches...specially the one we ..ummm... occupied together last night .. :-X
Bravo Boss...Bravo !!!! **
alec716:
--- Quote from: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 10:58:53 pm ---Young Ennis:
(( Looks over at the warshrag and feels just awful, scoots over and picks it up))
%% Come her' littlle darlin', I saved the important parts fer you%%
--- End quote ---
(( So excited to be reunited with YOUNG ENNIS, our exhausted but goobly-eyed TERRY CLOTH takes the steps two and two, stammering... ))
TERRY CLOTH: son of a cloth, son of a cloth...
(( Then, and as easily as the right water turns soap into suds, .... ))
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