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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
cmr107:
YOUNG JACK:
((Surprised, smiles at Ennis.))
Friend, whiskey sounds real good. We got plenty.
%% That's one of the two things I need right now... %%
Pipedream:
--- Quote from: meryl on June 29, 2006, 02:26:21 pm ---((Before returning to base camp and the WLC delegation, the High Priestess has words with Miss Anke Spanky))
**I am looking to you to have more control over the Sacred Relics in future. That E-Gay episode was just as I feared. The next important Relic to appear is JACK'S FLATTENED HARMONICA. See that you guard him well!!**
%% I'm surrounded by incompetents the efficiency-challenged...%%
::)
--- End quote ---
%% So she wants more security, hunh? Silly old hag. Had she been on set rather than foolin around with young guys and undergo useless beauty-treatments, all this wouldn't have happened!! %%
** Oh dearest High Priestess! I've heard your plea and took action immediately! I've brought you a nice safe to store your sacred stuff in:
... and a handsome young guy to guard it additionally. Hope everything will go smooth from now on! ** ;D
Meryl:
--- Quote from: alec716 on June 29, 2006, 03:55:27 pm ---HEY WAIT, Lady, wait, get offa me ... we wasn't hardly... he ain't all abluted yet...
** Oh well, here I am, losin' control a my destiny again. Not so sure I believe this Zurich story. Am I gettin' re-sanctifated or relicized or sumpin'? **
(( PLASTIC BAG muffles remaining muttering emanating from TERRY CLOTH. ))
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((Back at her chambers, the High Priestess tenderly frees TC from his plastic bag))
**Oh Terry, Terry, Terry.....
What shall I do with you--the most wayward, but perhaps the most beloved, of my Children...the only Children I can ever know in my position as *cough* Virgin High Priestess of the Brokeback Cult. Do you remember how you used to cool my fevered brow after the devotional rigors of the Feast of the Consummation? You were so sweet, so confiding. And now it seems your only desire is to go out into the World and be parted from me.....*sigh*
My dear, I beg you for this favor. Go to Zurich! You are such a shining example of what heights a mere warshcloth can rise to. You have talents the World must see! Plus, they're offering a huge fee, and I promise, promise, promise that I'll use only a teensy weensy part of it to pay Madame Schwannstucker.
Here, I'll put you to soak in a lovely bath of lavender tinged with sage, and then I'll dry you with my personal hairblower. It will be like old times..... :-* :-* **
Pipedream:
--- Quote from: meryl on June 29, 2006, 04:20:16 pm --- Do you remember how you used to cool my fevered brow after the devotional rigors of the Feast of the Consummation? You were so sweet, so confiding.
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** Tell ya what, High Priestess? Before he cooled your fevered brow, he cooled
my feathered brow! And how!
Just thought, I should let ya know...** >:(
Meryl:
--- Quote from: Pipedream on June 29, 2006, 04:08:01 pm ---** Oh dearest High Priestess! I've heard your plea and took action immediately! I've brought you a nice safe to store your sacred stuff in:
... and a handsome young guy to guard it additionally. Hope everything will go smooth from now on! ** ;D
--- End quote ---
**That's more like it! It's about time you took real measures to protect my Sacred Relics. But, my dear girl, please do make an appointment for that young man with Madame Schwannstucker for a makeover. Perhaps the dermatologist, too, while you're at it. And have him fit for a proper security guard uniform. And then send him to me for...instruction.**
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