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Adiabatic:
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fernly:

--- Quote from: goadra on June 22, 2006, 05:15:51 am ---In the BROKEBACK SF ADVENTURE thread, Meryl asked whether there would be an award for “Scrawniest Ass” at the next Brokie gathering.

That inspired me to come up with a few suggestions:


* “Ennis Del Mar nostril-flaring”
* “Jack Twist lip-licking”
* 3- and 10-meter sheep carry; 25-meter sheep drag
* Food-flinging mule chase
* Fewest drops of whiskey spilled during rodeo dance
* Time travel--knocking an ignoramus into: tomorrow (bronze), three days from now (silver), next week (gold)
* Turkey carving--electric vs. manual. Points given for posture, artistry, speed.
Any others...?

--- End quote ---

 :laugh:
ROFLMAO

How about this one?

* Retrieval of hat (red) without being run over by galloping horse - style points given for remembering to knock dust off and say "Ma'am"

ednbarby:

* Red-neck ass-kicking
* Against the wind cigarette lighting

serious crayons:

* Harmonica playing
* Can-opener wrangling
* Car-door-handle polishing
* Boot-in-fire endurance match

starboardlight:
Ha ha ha. great thread.  :laugh: :laugh:

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