I see Richard lurking here .. and something tells me we're gonna need to update this in the very near future: 
to Leslie: the reader in question brings all of his/her begging and pleading and sometimes even bribery, to bear, to increase the local "schmoop" factor in a given chapter or plot element to the desired level.
to Souxi: the reader in question takes leslie-ing to a whole other level with a fair amount of weeping, wailing, howling, .. practically anything to get what he/she wants. Souxi-ers have been known to be downright relentless and they usually get what they want.
to June: to squee like a professionally-trained squeer.
to fistulate: To undergo a period of enforced sexual abstinence, of at least one week's duration, while at the same time getting married.
to Dupreeciate: The phenomenon of a minor character in a work of fiction increasingly absorbing readers' attention until the character threatens to overtake or equal their interest in the nominal main character(s).
to Tooeyminate: To have an uncharacteristically large appetite for muffins. When observed in their natural habitat, tooeyminators are hardly seen without a box of muffins close at hand. Infact, some have been known to leave behind a trail of crumbs.
to westify: an act of civil disobedience, performed as a protest
Hughdity: a view of Hugh Jackman that involves showing off significant assets of his personal charisma, charm,and er, attributes.
Ril-ition: The ability to become suddenly overtaken with intense sexual desire from the touch of a lover or sometimes by the smell of burning pastry (preferably of the Pillsbury variety)
Fancyful: The satisfying sense of contentment, euphoria and repleteness after a sexual encounter with a loved one.
to bunnificate: to have wild sexual fantasies, including falling in love, with someone you have only seen once or twice, and you don't even realize is homosexual...
to jeeviate ~ to follow all rules of etiquette with impeccable taste and class (British heritage optional). Jeeviants make great friends and excellent companions, as they are known to treat all persons with complete respect, without necessarily compromising their beliefs and standards.
to rejeevinate ~ to make it known in no uncertain terms that one needs to get laid and that one is up for absolutely anything to do so.
To edna – An action combining nurturing, feeding and providing general TLC leading to a state of gratification.
Glenfiddled – State of arousal inhibited by maudlin drunkenness
Adding ..Definition 1:to jeeve ~ to sexually ravish an eager lover with one's designer "equipment" (quite possibly Armani).
After a statement of rejeevination has been issued to the jeevee, the jeever proceeds to take charge of the sexual encounter, leaving the jeevee panting and helpless for more ..
Topic: Taking Chances, by E. L. Van Hine and L.H. Nicoll (Read 3170570 times)