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Lumière:
Howdy Folks!

Here are the completed Brokeback Limericks from the
"Let's write a Brokeback Limerick" thread (started by saucycobblers - Cheers hun!  ;D ).

I am sure you'll get a kick out of reading these, I know I do!  ;D
We make a heck of a creative team!  ;)

Cheers JennyC for giving me the idea of maintaining a list of completed limericks!
Enjoy!!

(The limericks posted so far are from the first 70 pages..)

Lumière:
There once was a man named Jack,
He was quite good in the sack,
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
That Ennis used to aim for his back!


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There was a young cowboy called Jack,
Who spent summer of '63 on a mountain called Brokeback,
He fancied young Ennis,
and despite Coyotes that were a Menace,
His heart, he would never get back.


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One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Ennis noticed his lost shirt,
His nipples were pert,
which caused Jacks tent to start roaming!

Lumière:

Your hammerin' quit and git in here
Before you encounter that mean ol' bear,
I'm rollin' and twitchin',
and my arse for you is itchin',
Let me show you how much I care!


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"Jack ain't the rest'rant type.."
For beans he would just gripe,
But he shot him some deer,
And climbed upon his tired mare,
and wondered bout the Fish & Game Hype"


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Milli & Dave have no rythm,
Their timing is sheer cataclysm
But funny as hell,
Their point they do sell,
I certainly ain't gonna dis 'em!

Lumière:
"I know a place where bluebirds sing"
"The whiskey, it runs as a flowing spring"
"Where the coyotes have balls the size of apples"
"And a drunken, sleepy sheep herder wobbles"
"These are a few of my favourite thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings"


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Alma was rolled on her belly,
There'd been nothing interesting on the telly,
As Ennis climbed onto her back,
You knew he was thinking of Jack,
And as he came, Jack's name he called freely.


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I'll take you up to Don Wroe's cabin ...
Where we'll do a bit more than just gabbin'
With you, there ain't no need to wring out,
With our guns goin' off we will shout:
Sweet Jesus H!  I am comin'!

Lumière:

This limerick business is straining.
Just as Ray, I quite feel like complaining!
With no rhythm and rhyme
This ain’t worth not a dime.
Yet, one has to say, it’s entertaining!


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That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...
Ennis wore his best shirt from the tailor,
Jack gazed upon him, a throb in his heart,
Ennis's eyes shot thru him like a dart,
and soon Jack was as horny as a Sailor!


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Jack thought as he looked at LaShawn,
He wish she'd shut up and be gone,
He gave Randall a wink,
Poured himself another drink,
and treated ol' Randall as a pawn.

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