Oh no! The girls went to the wrong church! They might even be on the wrong side of town. See? That's why I wouldn't want to do it. I'd rather drive one of those plows.
I can just SEE you in that big ol plow...with some husky Russian guy and a bottle of vodka...
wait a minute, that isn't the Amazing Race, that would be "David Does Russia"....and it wouldnt' be on CBS it would be on Logo....rated R....
*Runs*