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Shasta542:
17. Favorite Christmas song? refuse to answer on grounds that the answer could be used to label me a 'redneck' but suffice it to say I love songs that make me laugh!
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LOL!!! Rednecks can be nice---I know a lot of them; I'm kin to some; I have some (just a few) redneck tendencies myself!!!
I'm guessing----"The Redneck's 12 Days of Christmas" by Jeff Foxworthy which is hilarious, or "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"? ? ;D
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injest:
--- Quote from: Shasta542 on November 28, 2008, 11:32:44 am ---17. Favorite Christmas song? refuse to answer on grounds that the answer could be used to label me a 'redneck' but suffice it to say I love songs that make me laugh!
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LOL!!! Rednecks can be nice---I know a lot of them; I'm kin to some; I have some (just a few) redneck tendencies myself!!!
I'm guessing----"The Redneck's 12 Days of Christmas" by Jeff Foxworthy which is hilarious, or "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"? ? ;D
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I rarely hear it but I love that ol "I wanna Hippopotamus for Christmas"
(Grandma's accident is right funny too....as is "Santa Claus is WATCHING YOU" (he's everywhere!! he's everywhere!)
CellarDweller:
I don't know if you all have heard it, but here in the NYC area, there is a song that one of the stations play. It's by commedian Bob Rivers, called "Who Put The Stump?" and is sung from the point of view of the angel, after being placed on top of the Christmas tree.
I'd like to find the guy
Who done me wrong
And stuck my arse up
On this Christmas tree.
Who put the stump
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who stood the wood
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who put the stick
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
Who was that man?
He shoved it up my can
And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. (Yeah ...)
When this angel heard
Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop,
A dreadful fear went right into my heart.
Those pine tree needles sting me,
Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong.
You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)
So who put the stump
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who stood the wood
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who put the stick
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
Who took that bush
And crammed it in my tush?
He made this angel beg for mercy, please. (Yow ...)
Each night when I'm alone,
Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
Scratchity scratchity shoop ...
It sets my tiny bottom all aglow.
And every time I wiggle,
Slipty-din-de-din, slipty-din-de-din,
A little further in it goes. (Ohhh/Yeah ...)
(Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
Ram-a-lam-a ding dong
Slipty-din-de-din
Poopity poopity shoop ...)
serious crayons:
--- Quote from: Marge_Innavera on November 28, 2008, 10:53:39 am ---5. Do you like eggnog? Yes -- Southern Comfort is my favorite. Despite the brand name, it isn't alcoholic -- I occasionally mix Bailey's Irish Cream with eggnog but the flavors of whiskey or brandy mixed with eggnog has never worked for me.
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Have you tried rum? I used to do brandy, but my husband was a rum person, and I discovered those flavors go better.
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