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EnnisLovesJack:
Hmm, so can I. Especially if Jake or Heath are involved. Or heck, I'd be happy to have both at once. I'm all about fairness and inclusion.
I love Billy Conelly. HE's very funny. I have one of his routines on CD. First saw him on "Head of the Class," remember that sitcom back in the late '80's, early '90's? He has a grea Glasgow accent.
Kelda:
Billy rawks! he is well funny! You should def give his siuff a look..
--- Quote ---Billy Connolly's 14 things I hate about everybody
1. People who point at their
wrist while asking for the
time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the
f**k is yours? Do I point at my
cr*tch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get
off their ar5e to search the
entire room
for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and
change the
channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just
want to have your cake and eat it
too".
F**king right! What good is a
cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always
the last place you look". Of
course it is.
Why the f**k would you keep
looking after you've found it? Do
people do
this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching
a film "did you see that?". No
to55er, I paid 10 quid to come to the
cinema and stare at the f**king
floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you
a question?". Didn't really give
me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and
improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then
there has never been anything
before it. If it's an
improvement, then there
must have been something before
it.
8. When people say "life is
short". What the f**k?? Life is
the longest
damn thing anyone ever f*cking
does!! What can you do that's
longer?
9. When you are waiting for the
bus and someone asks, "Has the
bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be
standing here, Kn*b head?
10. People who say things like
'My eyes aren't what they used to
be'. So
what did they used to be? ears,
Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something
and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
No it's
really revolting - I always eat
stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are
going to the toilet. Thanks
that's an
image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend
they don't understand you if you
don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item
you are ordering.....It's has to
be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken
Burger get blank looks. Well I'll
have a
McStraw and jam it in your McEyes
you f**king McTo55er.
14. When you're involved in a
accident and someone asks 'are
you alright?' Yes
fine thanks, I'll just pick up my
limbs and be off.
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;D
I love your little story ELJ.. its the same around the world over isn't it..!?
I had similar problems in the US - with the added "oh my gawd! I loooovvvee your accent!"
ELJ - come to Glasgow - a pretty large jewish community in Ggow!
EnnisLovesJack:
--- Quote ---I love your little story ELJ.. its the same around the world over isn't it..!?
I had similar problems in the US - with the added "oh my gawd! I loooovvvee your accent!"
ELJ - come to Glasgow - a pretty large jewish community in Ggow!
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Is that an invitation? Sure hope so. ;)
Frankly, I'd probably say the same thing if I met you: "I looooooooove your accent!!" I just don't know what the PC term would be.... Somehow "Gosh, I sure do love your prosody, intonation and pronunciation" feels waaaaaaaay too long, and mighty awkward. However neutral and unoffensive it may be. Now I'm trying to imagine BBM in Scottish voices....Hmmm.....
Thanks for the j-scot-comm tip. Are there young'uns? Do any of them resemble Heath or Jake? If so, dibs! ;D
How's your weather in Irvine, Scotland this spring?
Kelda:
all fellow tremblays welcome at mine! Just bring some beans and a quart of whisky!
Plenty of young un's I think - not sure about the Jack/Ennis though!
Just now, the weather is pretty good..summer is here! 20C.. I'm sure the weather will turn back down to its usual 8/10 shortly though!
EnnisLovesJack:
--- Quote from: kelda_shelton on May 11, 2006, 05:42:57 am ---all fellow tremblays welcome at mine! Just bring some beans and a quart of whisky!
--- End quote ---
Yeeehaww! ;D
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