On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...
Twelve campires burnin',
Eleven coffeepots perkin',
Ten embraces dozin',
Nine creel cases,
Eight bracelets burnin',
Seven fish a-jumpin,'
Six roses stemmin,'
Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....
Yee-haw!