On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...
Eleven jars of peanuts fallin
Ten hundred sheep like dirty water,
Nine can openers openin,
Eight pussies on the hoof,
Seven old son of a bitches,
Six electric knives,
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee