On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...
Eleven trailers rockin'
Ten Snarling Baby Bears,
Nine Hard to Pack Boxes of Soup,
Eight Mex'can hustlers
Seven hawks a-flyin',
Six elk a-roamin',
Five whittled horses!
Four sheep a-strayin',
Three tank tops,
Two lifelong friends,
And a love that will never grow old...
Merry Christmas, everyone! May happiness extend way out in the middle a nowhere!!