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Would You Rather....? A Fun New Game by Jess!
optom3:
I have missed load of these now, so sorry for backtracking.
It would be sharks for me, scared of the dark and things that go bump in the night.
I would hate to be a teenager for 40 years. My teen years were grim. I would want to be in reasonable health as a 200 year old though.I don't want to be sitting in a chair, dribbling, incontinent and babbling incoherently.
Jump off a cliff any day, I am scared silly about flying never mind jumping out the thing, no chance.
Bats and tarantulas, I will be honest and say, I could not do either. I hate both, so even if I was offered enormous wadges of cash I would not be able to do either. In fact I don't think I could even do it for the much wanted green card.!
Well maybe the tarantula thing, if I was covered from head to toe in in full fire fighting garb,an was very,very,very, drunk. No that would not work, if I was very drunk,I would be seeing double, so twice as many of the little critters.
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: optom3 on January 05, 2009, 10:11:18 am ---I have missed load of these now, so sorry for backtracking.
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That's fine Fiona. No problem! :D
Did you see the most recent question? The one about karaoke?
Nobody seems to want to answer it. Maybe I shouldn't have asked it. :-\
I'd rather make a fool out of myself in front of the Royal Family. And why? Because I'd be hoping they'd toss me out of the place after just a couple of minutes and they'd erase the farce from their minds forever.
I really don't have any deep dark secrets. But I do have some embarrassing ones and I wouldn't want everyone in the world knowing all about them.
optom3:
O.K David, just because you asked !!!!
I would rather do the karaoke, if the Queen is anything like her mother was, she would probably have imbibed so many G&T's she would not remember and it would allow Prince Phillip to be rude, in a politically correct manner for once, instead of making the most awful gaffes, eg the infamous slitty eyed Chinese remark. In fact the more I think about it, how could I be more embarrasing than the Royals. Charles and the squidgy/tampon tapes, and his and Dianas affairs.Sarah and the toe sucking,Andrew and, well moving on. Margaret and her slight hic drinking problem. I reckon I would fit right in there.
My secrets will, I hope go to the grave with me !!! Oh no, I forgot, I confessed most of them on Bettermost !!!!
So next dilemma, which is the classic Lose your sight or lose your hearing.
Strangely enough for an Optometrist I would rather lose my sight !!!! I could not live without music.
Your turn now !
ZK:
Sorry my secrets are going with me to to a counsellor or to my grave so it would have to be ten minutes of karaoke , not that I'd have an audience after the first two minutes. The Queen would probably say it was a wonderful performance anyway.
Sight or hearing, Can't be without my music which if I am by myself is always loud, whether it be Kate Bush or the 1812 ;D
ifyoucantfixit:
My secrets are going to stay just that, and if I were to sing for the Royals, they would be the ones suffering, not me. lol
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