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injest:
I hate hovercraft...that is what I call women that won't sit on a public toilet seat so she hovers above and splatters all over the seat. I dont' know why they won't raise the seat up if they are going to do that!

plus I dont see how they keep from getting themselves wet.. ::) ::)

man, I always have the most intellectual threads, don't I?

 :laugh: :laugh:

David In Indy:

--- Quote from: injest on January 29, 2009, 01:50:35 am ---I hate hovercraft...that is what I call women that won't sit on a public toilet seat so she hovers above and splatters all over the seat. I dont' know why they won't raise the seat up if they are going to do that!

plus I dont see how they keep from getting themselves wet.. ::) ::)

man, I always have the most intellectual threads, don't I?

 :laugh: :laugh:

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Yup! You asked the question Jess! You started it. :P

Hovercraft! :laugh: :laugh:

delalluvia:
I don't really care if the seat is up or down. 

Yes, I've fallen in before, but I don't make a splash landing, I just get a bit more cold enamel than I bargained for.  I just haul myself back up, do my business and go on my merry way.

Not a battle I think worth the trouble.

However, when no men are in my life, I keep the top down and lid shut because my Kenobi cat likes to play in the toilet, then leave wet puddles all over.  :P

Meryl:

--- Quote from: injest on January 29, 2009, 01:50:35 am ---I hate hovercraft...that is what I call women that won't sit on a public toilet seat so she hovers above and splatters all over the seat. I dont' know why they won't raise the seat up if they are going to do that!
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I couldn't agree more!  And then they don't bother to wipe the seat, just leave it for the next person to deal with.  That's one of my major pet peeves!  :P  >:(

David In Indy:

--- Quote from: Meryl on January 30, 2009, 02:34:50 pm ---I couldn't agree more!  And then they don't bother to wipe the seat, just leave it for the next person to deal with.  That's one of my major pet peeves!  :P  >:(

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I had no idea women "hovered" like that in the public bathrooms! That's a riot! :laugh:

I don't blame them though. Public bathrooms are disgusting. I avoid them at all costs. I'd much rather just hold it in until I get home. Besides, I have a very shy bladder.

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