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Brokeback Mountain Sequels You Won't Want to See...
Phillip Dampier:
Brokeback Mountain 2: Ennis in France - Ennis wins a free trip to Paris on the local country radio station and meets up with a pack of mimes. Together they ride across the countryside until they end up as La Cage aux Folles where a murder mystery plot catches Ennis up. Will he ever get back to Wyoming?
Return to Brokeback Mountain: Alma's Revenge: She's back and now she's pissed. (A Lifetime original movie)
Brokeback in Outer Space: Aliens kidnap Jack and Ennis from Brokeback Mountain and transport them to a new planet to regenerate their species until they realize two men can't have a baby. Watch as the outrageous comedy unfolds. Sean Hayes co-stars as Jack Twist! Special guest appearance by William Shatner.
Meryl:
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The Ghost and Mr. Del Mar: Jack Twist's ghost turns up in Ennis's trailer and won't let him have any peace until he sees Ennis hooked up with a great guy. Wacky fun ensues!
Mikaela:
Fun With Ennis, Jack and Lu: Jack's death was in reality an insurance scam, because Newsome Farm Equipment was going bankrupt after Lureen was conned by some sleazy business associate. Jack and Lureen split the insurance money after Jack's "death", and Jack hooks up with the overjoyed Ennis. Everything looks perky, but then there's this pesky persistent insurance investigator who gets a whiff of the Twists' scam. Soon Lureen is behind bars, and Jack and Ennis on the run. Hectic and hilarious hi-jinks ensue as they fight to stay ahead of the investigator and the law, free Lureen, repay the sleazy guy in a fitting manner, and build a sweet life in the middle of it all.
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The Day after Brokeback: Once Jack and Ennis settle down after all the trouble of the previous film, they return to Brokeback for a romantic holiday. Unfortunately it turns out Brokeback Mountain is a super-volcano, and it decided to erupt big time just as our heros arrive. The eruption destroys the weather patterns, so sand storms and blizzards are some of the other difficulties they meet while fleeing for their lives. All the standard events of disaster movies ensue. Luckily for Jack and Ennis, Jack loves a little dog - for as we all know, the people with the cute dog always survive!
Meryl:
--- Quote ---Unfortunately it turns out Brokeback Mountain is a super-volcano
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Phillip Dampier:
If it is a super volcano, Jake can still star in it. After all, The Day After Tomorrow proved he is willing to act in crappy movies too.
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