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~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
welliwont:
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--- Quote from: Front-Ranger on October 28, 2006, 03:07:49 pm ---Sounds great to me!
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Jane, I'm going to guess you like this idea too, and do it now. Let me know if something would work better.
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Yeah, I like this idea just fine, about the links to the synopsisessss.., this gets my vote!! ;D
J
Sashca1007:
Lee-Fronty, I LOVE your synopsesesesss! Part 2 was especially helpful to me, even though I'm pretty sure I eventually did read all the original posts. I've barely had any spare minutes to read, let alone post on the PT (thanks to that pesky 'job' thing I have to do), and your retelling clarifies it all for me very well! I even got a mention as 'JAMMY PANTS'--- thank you! My seasonal job will be winding down, so hopefully I'll be able to assume a more active PANTS-life on the thread. Who knows, I may need to reprise my role as the SPIT IN ENNIS'S HAND! ;D Wheee, dawgies! I'm very much loving the direction the PT has taken during its existence-- it has a life of its own, meandering, bouncing around, red-lining forward, stopping to savor some sun or Wyoming wind...... surprising us with new characters (Guy, Terry, Owlma... JBB and all the others) and rewarding us with true-to-story/film portrayals of our heroes in their all-important scenes of love and lust. What a glorious thing our Performance Thread has become, thanks to ALL those who have participated and added their unique offerings. Mr. Ray-mille certainly propelled the performance forward, with the help of the magnificent, sweetest pea in the pod, Ellemeno, and the driving force and capable hands of JakeTwist (Jane). I hope we never forget that the whole concept of this thread was the idea of our very own PEEING SHEEP, Becky--- Becky, look what you've done! :laugh:
Anyway, I'm just sayin'....... Thanks!
Melinda/PANTS
Front-Ranger:
Chapter Three:
Along about page 168, Terry Cloth gives us an update of the subplots, which helps revive a few buried audience members:
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg87512#msg87512
Ennis, handin out hay to the heifers, doesn't know it but apparently he has come down with a case of crabs. The cows are all perky and, to celebrate 2,500 posts, do an udderly fabulous dance. They also send a moo-gram to Jack that somehow gets garbled. Guy and Lucise have a lovely dinner at a Bavarian restaurant, and Lucise proposes in a unique way. The audience goes crazy at the prospect of another wedding. But before that can happen, there are high jinks on the set. What's goin on, Heath is getting it on with Jack and then sneaking off to Michelle's trailer! Jack, leaving the trailer, finds JBB lying in the grass!
Mel Gibson shows up to steal Guy away, but he would have none of it. At last their love is consumated around #2600-2700 with so much passion that Lucise's trailer bursts into flames. The bull wakes up, hears the moogram, and crashes thru several china shops. Monroe, Lucas, and assorted divas prepare for the weddins of Lucise, Guy, Lureen, and Jack. Jack writes a postcard for JBB to send to Terry Cloth that makes him think of his lost love and the entire cast and audience are inconsolable until the rodeo clowns show up.
The high preistess shows Jack what Ennis's miserable life is like up in Riverton. Meanwhile, Monroe tells Ennis that Alma is in the condoms aisle, er the consumates consomme aisle, and the cows try desperately to reach Ennis thru a bullboard. When the peanuts fall, Monroe realizes quel horreur that Ennis is an Arachibutyrophobe! There is much to-do to get ready for the weddings, now that the Queen is coming!! The Eagles griped about Mika the mule's song, but it set the tone for what was to follow...L.D. and Fayette readied themselves as the sun came out. Mika sings another great song with the mikette's that makes Cowl Porter applaud and the Broken Arsed Orchestra plays Ride of the Valkyries in lieu of the bridal march.
In Jack's pocket, the lonely JBB sings the Warshrag's Lament: http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg97660#msg97660
Then, producer's assistant Laurel Sparta shows up to get everybody back on schedule, but they're waiting for Lucise and Guy to get hitched. Since it appear that Guy's goin to be in the tub until the 12th of never, Jack sends his post card to Ennis at post #2996. With new cast members Leslie and Geri, the set swings back into life. Terry Cloth gets Ennis to help send a post card back to JBB saying "You wet!" Just as Jack appears for the reunion scene, Burp Bert and Ernie get together to the chagrin of Miss Piggy!
Front-Ranger:
Chapter Four:
Hurrah, it's the reunion! Not just Jack and Ennis, but also Terry Cloth and JBB are back together once again! Across the street, the Cauk Brothers cackle about the goings-on, inspiring a punfest by one and owl. Keys turn, tumblers tumble, and lightning flashes, and the high priestess pronounces it good ('cept for the puns). Over in Room 24 of the Siesta Motel, the mattress, box springs, sheets, and pillowcase are tryin to recover from a nite of jouncing, while in the laundromat, JBB is lying, still half-tubescent, in the cradling folds of Terry Cloth. Meanwhile Uncle Harold is thinkin back 20 years to when he and Joe Aguirre had it all before them, and Alma is in a daze after fishin a funny cigarette out of Ennis's pocket. JBB has a proposition for Terry at http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg102998#msg102998 but he rejects it cause he's caught in his own loop. Alma's fairy godfather appears with the news that Monroe loves her, along with all his own problems, and Dame Edna gives her a scholarship to finishing school. The mob audience clamours for more love scenes, but they are pacified by cider and donuts in the Green Room as everyone prepares for Halloween. And now, on with the show!!
welliwont:
Welcome to the BetterMost Chez Tremblay Performance of
Broken Arsed Mountain
The majority of the canonical parts have been filled, and the rest will be filled as we get closer to the time (the ones in blue).
CAST & CREW CREDITS (in Order of Appearance)
Available parts listed in blue. No auditions required. You can notify JakeTwist by PM to be added to the cast & crew list.
Director Twist - Jane (JakeTwist)
Raymille's Sycophantic Assistant - Clarissa (Ellemeno)
Casting Director – Jane
Props Magician - Anke (Pipedream)
Sheep Wrangler - Milli (Lucise Indapaddock)
Production Psychologists - Statler & Waldorf
Script Girl - Mandy (littleguitar)
Continuity Director - Jane
Blades of Grass - Ray
The Wind - Clarissa
Cat Stevens - Himself
Semi-Truck Driver - Melinda (Sashca1007)
High Priestess - Meryl
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director - Celeste (YaadPyar)
Young Ennis - DeeDee
Young Jack - Leslie (coffeecat33)
Jack's Pants - Melinda
The Ledge - Ray
The Train - Courtney (cmr107)
Jack's Cigarette - Barb
Aguirre – Lee (Front-Ranger)
Tootie – Courtney
Elizabeth - Chantelle (FuzzyChanny)
Ballet Interlude Queen - Victoria
Waitress - Judy
The Basque - RouxB
Cigar Butt - Melinda
Horse With Low Startle Point – Jenny (newyearsday)
Sheep Dog (Blue Heeler) - Leslie (MaineWriter)
Mika, The Musical Dumbass Mule - Mikaela
Dumbass Mule #27 - David (TheStudDuck!)
Peeing Sheep - Becky
The Fly – Barb
The Moon - Amanda (atz75)
The Sun - Amanda (atz75)
Owl Olivia - Anke
Owl Oscar - Anke
Owl Olli - Anke
Jiminy Cricket - Ray
Terry Cloth, Ennis's Warsh Rag - Alec (alec716)
The Bear – Scott M. (moremojo)
Young Whiskey Bottle - Eric
The Elk - Becky
The Harmonica - RouxB
Jack's Body Butter - Nicky (SaucyCobblers)
e-Bay Trader - ?
Ennis's Stick During Water Walkin' Jesus - Barbara (goadra)
The Spit In Ennis's Hand - Melinda
In-Genius Coyote - Louise
Guy Raphaelson (Marketing Advisor) - Daniel
Chilean Sheepherder #1 – Lee
Chilean Sheepherder #2 - Lynne
The Hailstone That Lands In Ennis's Hat - JennyC
The Disappearing Log - Courtney
Snow - Mel (nakymaton)
The Rearview Mirror On Jack's Truck - Nipith (starboardlight)
Alma - Geri (Arad-3)
The Jolly Minister (Ennis & Alma’s wedding) - Isabelle
Juniper, The Wedding Planner (Terry Cloth & Owlma’s wedding) – Milli (Lucise)
The Toboggan - Courtney
Timmy - Meryl
The Bull - Mel
Jimbo - Scott M.
Bartender in Jimbo scene - j. U. d. E.
Announcer in Jimbo scene - Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson - Natali (Opinionista) & Alec
Bimbo, Jimbo's Lady - DeeDee
Ennis' Perky-print Jammy Bottoms - Melinda
Vicks VapoRub - Alec
Biker #1 - Mel
Biker #2 - Meryl
Monroe – Mikaela
Announcer In Lureen Barrel Racing Scene - Cher
Cher - Alec
Lureen - shared by DeeDee & Daniel
Sleepy The Narcoleptic Bull - Mel
Bartender In Lureen Scene -
Cher’s Pasties – DeeDee
Random Heifer #1 - Daniel
Random Heifer #2 - Daniel
Singer – Sarah (henrypie)
Alma Jr. -
Jenny -
Poor Bobby – RouxB
Fayette Newsome - Barbara
L.D. Newsome – Kelda_Shelton
Laurel Sparta - Daniel
Cauk Brothers - Geri
Best Boy - Lee
Assistant To The 2nd Unit Assistant Director - Leslie
K.E. Del Mar -
Clear Slick - Lee
Phantom of the Film - Daniel
Farmer #1 (“pissant”) – Lee
Farmer #2 -
Divorce Judge -
Jack's Lower Lip When He Does That Tongue Thing - Lynne
Mexican Prostitute - Meryl
Older Jack - Leslie
Older Ennis - DeeDee
Older Alma - Geri
Older Lureen - shared by DeeDee & Daniel
Cassie – Kelda
Western Dancer -
LaShawn Malone – Stacey (sparkle_motion)
Randall Malone - Juan (JcinNYC2006)
Carl -
Jack's Mother - Celeste
Old Man Twist - Jane
Jack's boyhood bedroom window - RouxB
The Hanger - Eric
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Our Fabulous Former Cast Members
They took the part, and for a brief time, made it their own
Ennis, jumping out of truck in Signal - Brandon (who introduced the infamous apple)
Jack - Courtney
Ennis, looking up at Jack from the river, meeting the Basque, chasing the mules, the made-up shooting lesson, finding the bananas, and the first attempt at cooking them - Courtney
Aguirre – David
Alma – first Lee, then Milli
Producer - Chris (cHrIs sLaYeRs)
Casting Director - Clarissa
Young Ennis - DeeDee
Lureen - Ray
Mr. Raymille, Our Director and Founder - Ray
Ennis - Louise
Alma Jr. - Becky
Jenny - Courtney
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