Chapter Two: BrokenArsed Mountain
(Cast List on the way from Jake Twist, Director)
We left Ennis and Alma at the weddin. When next we see them, it's at the weddin of Olivia Owl and Terry Cloth (JBB has been last sited across the Pond somewheres). Jack's also been invited to the weddin and sees Ennis briefly, and Alma gets a notion that somethin strange is goin on with her husband. Also at the weddin are Timmy and friend as well as Guy Raphaelson, which leads to a virtuoso performance between Daniel and himself. Olivia and TC fly off to their honeymoon treehouse, but it doesn't take long before Olivia decides she's married a Waschlappen and she deserts him.
Meanwhile, shooting is proceeding lickety split. The drive-in is featuring a show by Ray-mille, Becky warms up to play baby Alma Jr., and yours truly, Front-Ranger, has to play Alma and Aguirre all at once, running back and forth between the choky trailer and the clothesline!! Fortunately, the warshrag, whom she's sweet on, shows up to help her prepare for the dreaded flipover scene, but where is Jack's Body Butter when you need him? Rumor is he's held up in Portland because they won't allow liquids on planes (how U can call JBB a liquid is beyond me!). While waiting for JBB to show up, the bikers, Jimbo, and Monroe rehearse. Jack's pants scooch over and fill in as Ennis's jammy pants. Finally, Alma makes do with Vick's Vapo-Rub stolen from Jenny, and the scene is successfully played.
The bikers, the bartender, the bull, and our boy Jack gather in the bar to shoot some b's while the bedroom scene winds up, with many appearances of Timmy and his son. Michael Jackson (in the audience) is offended by a crack that Ray-Mille makes and stands up with his girls to object. He's pretty put out butt gets distracted by Jack's desperate plea for a rodeo announcer and gracefully steps up and takes the part, along with a customized rendition of Beat It.
clickhereLater, in the bar, a touching scene between Jack and Jimbo is rudely interrupted by the arrival of Bimbo, as well as the entrance of the bull, Michael Jackson, and Mrs. Twist. Michael and the Mrs. go off with Billie Jean to make cherry cake at Neverland, while the bull teaches Jack a thing or two about the tango, and Gnarls the bartender steals the show without even coming out from behind his bar!
Meanwhile in Riverton, everyone prepares for the fireworks and the bikers arrive with a fine picnic avec un petite pate gros that they picked up at Monroe's place earlier. But Ennis, overhearing them discuss the finer points of the gustation, picks a fight, and Monroe realizes with quel horreur that Alma has married a cibophobe!! (Or is that a francophobe?)
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg79586#msg79586Back at the rodeo, Cher has graciously agreed to be the new announcer, with designs on Monroe, who sent a care package to the ailing bikers. Jack reluctantly returns the red hat to Lureen, and Monroe takes off for Wyoming with the bikers, with Cher in hot pursuit. JBB finally shows up again around #2405, and Lureen mesmerizes Jack with spinning pasties stolen from Cher. The FSD provides crystal balls to get things moving btwn Jack and Lureen, and finally she stops eatin long enough to ensnare Jack, after which Cher and David Tassel-hoff break into the T-bird and retrieve their sacred relics.
