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Lumière:
Hope the bright colors cheer you up some! :-*
Pipedream:
Chris, you better come back here soon! Ya know, we won't stop posting this silly stuff unless you tell us to!! ;D
David:
To share in your love for movies Chris, I popped a CD in my car radio of the Movie soundtrack for "Oceans 11". Lovin the funky Jazz music and bits of dialog they have interwoven into it. I had the BBM soundtrack playing earlier too of course!
;D
vkm91941:
Here's your smile and a thought for today combined in one ( My brother told this to my Dad in the hospital last night) ;)
It is pouring rain in the flood plain of the Mississippi Valley, and the rising river begins to threaten all manner of private homes, including that of the local Rabbi.
With water coming into the ground floor, a rowboat with police comes by, and the officer shouts, "Rabbi, let us evacuate you! The water level is getting dangerous."
The Rabbi replies, "No thank you, I am a righteous man, who trusts in the Almighty, and I am confident he will deliver me." Three hours go by, and the rains intensify, at which point the Rabbi has been forced up to the second floor of his house.A second police rowboat comes by, and the officer shouts, "Rabbi, let us evacuate you! The water level is getting dangerous."
The Rabbi replies, "No thank you, I am a righteous man, who trusts in the Almighty, and I am confident he will deliver me."
The rain does not stop, and the Rabbi is forced up onto the roof of his house. A helicopter flies over, and the officer shouts down, "Rabbi, grab the rope and we'll pull you up! You're in terrible danger!"
The Rabbi replies, "No thank you, I am a righteous man, who trusts in the Almighty, and I am confident he will deliver me."
The deluge continues, and the Rabbi is swept off the roof, carried away in the current and drowns. He goes up to heaven, and at the Pearly Gates he is admitted, and comes before the Divine Presence.
The Rabbi asks, "Dear Lord, I don't understand. I've been a righteous observant person my whole life, and depended on you to save me in my hour of need. Where were you?"
And the Lord answered, "I sent two boats and a helicopter, what more do you want?"
The divine sent YOU a Real family & friends who love YOU, an on-line cyber family & friends who love YOU, highly trained Doctors, Nurses, technicians and Therapists who are all working hard toward your recovery AND a beautiful baby boy who needs and misses YOU his Daddy. What more do you want? Unless of course it is this biography of the Lovely Julia, your avitar and dream girl, filled with BIG Ol color photographs and her filmorgaphy that I have just for you to oggle as you recover...as soon as I know where to send it...that is ::)
vkm91941:
totally shameless and self interested bump to the top of the page...so sue me I love my friend.... ;)
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