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Kelda:
More of a cat person these days - I live my two fluffy kitties!!!!
But I'd say I'm still Bi!!
The only reason I don't have a dog is cos they are too tying - you can leave cats for a day or sos and they'll be just fine with their dry food left out and the cat flap to get in and out.
ednbarby:
Ah, but having a dog (especially a BIG, gentle dog) is so worth it...
<--- feeling nostalgic this evening
Lynne:
I just put my kitties birthday on the calendar because I saw David925 has Cody's birthday on there! I'm not letting him get one up on me! :D ::)
Also, got this from my office-matie who has a sweet black lab named Keechul...
Excerpts from a Dog's and Cat's Daily Diary
Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:
8:00am: Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30am: A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40am: Walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30am: Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00pm: Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00pm: Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00pm: Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00pm: Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00pm: Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00pm: Wow! Watched TV with my master! My favorite thing!
11:00pm: Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:
Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and myself are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at theirr feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into thei r hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
The audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released --and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe....... for now...
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
ifyoucantfixit:
I love dogs and cats both, but i have such and allergy to cats..I have a dog instead...truth is though, he is not my dog
he is my husbands dog..They are madly in love with each other. I am merely the lady in the house, that is available for
needed activity..Just filling dishes, and making food.. Janice
insane-romantic:
I'm allergic to cats, so I'm not a cat person. I always wanted a dog when I was younger but my friend has one and it smells bad and is really annoying. I like the idea of having a pet, but I don't want one in my house.....which is lucky really 'cos my parents would never let me have one anyway.
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