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injest:
You won the lottery: pay bills, buy Don a new tractor and try to get his herd back to where it was back before the drought a couple of years ago.

You caught your BF/GF is cheating you with your best friend: go to jail for shooting them both..

You saw someone hitchiking on highway: pick them up sometimes. depends. I have picked up three women while I was alone. If Don is with me and we are in the truck we will stop and let guys get in the bed.

You caught a friend stealing from you: not invite him back

You witnessed a murder: notify the police and give as much information as possible.

A random stranger offered you ice cream: depends on circumstances...

You learned your best friend has a crush on you: I would pop her and tell her to "Snap out of it!" like Cher did in that movie.. :laugh: :laugh:


You found a wallet without an ID and fully loaded with $$$$: this has actually happened to me a couple of times. I always turn it in.

optom3:


You won the lottery: Repay all the money we have borrowed,  Get a green card for my family and our best friends who are also out here. Fly to England to see my dad.Japan to see my brother and send Matt to tennis camp, Emma to gym camp and get James a fender or gibson giuitar.

You caught your BF/GF is cheating you with your best friend:  Disown both of them,before crucifying myself by trying to imagine every detail and immediately wondering what was so bad about me.

You saw someone hitchiking on highway: Drive on by I am sorry to say, too risky.

You caught a friend stealing from you: Be pretty shocked and then confront them as to whether they needed a loan.

You witnessed a murder: Dial 911 immediately while trying to feverishly comit every detail to memory.

A random stranger offered you ice cream: Pass

You learned your best friend has a crush on you: Be surprised and very embarrassed.

You found a wallet without an ID and fully loaded with $$$$: Hand it in, did that when I was in the Lake district once. Also handed back $8000 the bank had given us in errror.Despite the fact that they were ringing round all customers to see if anyone had it.They openly admitted they had no clue where it was. Not that it got us anywhere.

delalluvia:
You won the lottery:

If it's a big win that I could retire?  QUIT MY JOB!!!!!  Get a financial attorney/accountant to figure out how to split the winnings 50/50 with my sister without serious tax penalties.  Hire some serious help to help take care of my mother.  Move far far away.  Buy/build my dream house for me and the cats, fill it with books and art and donate to my favorite charities.  Travel from time to time. *sigh*

You caught your BF/GF is cheating you with your best friend:


Dump both.

You saw someone hitchiking on highway:

Drive on by.  Knew a guy who was murdered by a hitchhiker.

You caught a friend stealing from you:

Depends.  If I caught them red-handed, I would demand the articles back and ask for the rationale behind the theft.  If I just suspected, I would just not invite that person over again.

You witnessed a murder:

Call 911

A random stranger offered you ice cream:

Decline.  Lactose intolerant.

You learned your best friend has a crush on you:

Been there, done that.  My goodness, many times.  I just ignore it.  They usually get over it/move on.

You found a wallet without an ID and fully loaded with $$$$:

Where?  Out on the street or in a store?  If in a store, I'd report it.  If out on the street...probably turn it in.  No telling whose wallet it is.  Could be a murder clue or a mafioso's or something.

Katie77:
You won the lottery: split it up among my family

You caught your BF/GF is cheating you with your best friend: join in yell and scream and tell them both to piss off

You saw someone hitchiking on highway: drive on

You caught a friend stealing from you:show them my disappointment, ask them how much they need, but never trust them again

You witnessed a murder:I would be an emotional catastrophe

A random stranger offered you ice cream:no thanks

You learned your best friend has a crush on you: i wish

You found a wallet without an ID and fully loaded with $$$$:finders keepers

injest:

--- Quote from: Katie77 on May 07, 2009, 05:00:07 am ---You won the lottery: split it up among my family

You caught your BF/GF is cheating you with your best friend: join in yell and scream and tell them both to piss off

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SUE!!!

 :-X :-X :-X :o :-X


--- Quote ---You saw someone hitchiking on highway: drive on

You caught a friend stealing from you:show them my disappointment, ask them how much they need, but never trust them again

You witnessed a murder:I would be an emotional catastrophe

A random stranger offered you ice cream:no thanks

You learned your best friend has a crush on you: i wish

You found a wallet without an ID and fully loaded with $$$$:finders keepers


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what about "finders, sharers with their friendsers"??

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