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Have you heard a good one lately?
David In Indy:
A distraught senior citizen phoned his doctor's office. "Is it true" he wanted to know "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so." the doctor told him.
There was a moment of silence before the senior gentleman replied. "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked "NO REFILLS"."
dot-matrix:
A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad,what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a milliondollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you seep with Brad Pittfor a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him
in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with BradPitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know howmuch a million bucks could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three milliondollars,
but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."
CellarDweller:
what are the two ways to recognize you're at a gay bbq?
#1. The grill isn't the only thing that's flaming.
#2. The hot dogs taste like shit.
:o :laugh:
Katie77:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on October 21, 2008, 10:50:57 am ---what are the two ways to recognize you're at a gay bbq?
#1. The grill isn't the only thing that's flaming.
#2. The hot dogs taste like shit.
:o :laugh:
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Only a gay guy would get away with that one on here.......
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