Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
Have you heard a good one lately?
Arad-3:
A woman and her husband stood in court infront of the judge.
The Judge asked the woman: How do you plead on stealing a can of peaches from the A&P?
The woman replies: guilty Your Honor
The judge than asked how many peaches were in the can?
The woman replies: six Your Honor
The Judge replies: than you shall be sentenced to one day in jail per peach, thats six days.
The woman sighs: Thank you your honor
The husbands yells: But your honor!! She stoled a can of peas too! :o
Katie77:
Please note:....absolutely NO disrespect to any religious group intended.....
WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER???????
Arad-3:
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution ???
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex ???
Sorry, but you're not really my type :o
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing. :-X
Nope, no more booze for me :'(
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight 8)
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Arad-3:
A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty." This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away.
This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1966 in London."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral
Pipedream:
A cannibal family has just had clown for supper.
Cannibal dad says: "Tasted kinda funny, didn't it?"
:)
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