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Have you heard a good one lately?

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Katie77:
  This is an oldie but worth passing on in case some of you
>> haven't seen it before.
>> >
>> >
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>> >     A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman
>> >     wave at him and say hello.
>> >
>> >     He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her
>> >     from.
>> >
>> >     So he says, "Do you Know me?"To which she replies, "I think your
>> > the
>> >     father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only
>> >     time he as
>> >     ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the
>> >     stripper from
>> >     my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies
>> >     watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and
> then
>> >     stuck a carrot up my butt???"
>> >
>>
>>
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >     She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's
>> >     math's teacher."

sagebrush:
My friend knows Brokeback is my favorite movie, she passed this email on to me...     :)

Top ten Old West phrases that will never sound the same after Brokeback Mountain:

1. "I’m gonna pump you full of lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don’t fret - I’ve been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle sore."
7. "Hold it right there!  Now move your hand, re-e-eal slow-like."
8. "Let’s mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got here."
10. "Ride  ‘em, cowboy!"

Katie77:
Brazilian Wax

Katie77:
Losing a friend

sagebrush:

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