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Sason:
One day on Brokeback they saw the sight of two crow's joy
making a new little crow, a girl or a boy
"Looks fun, let's try", said Ennis to Jack
and did what the crows did, front to back
They found this was something they could both enjoy

Sason:
Aguirre said: "Those herders are some real lazies
they might just as well spend their day picking daisies
I know they are nothing but a couple of teens
who are acting crazy and eating beans"
And he turned around, wanted to forget both beans and crazies

Sason:
Ennis and Jack had a serious talk the other day
about what it really is like to be gay
Said Ennis: "First I thought I can't stand it
but then I slowly learned how to hand' it
But had my father known; Gewalt! Oy vey!!



I know, I know..... there is no reason whatsoever for Ennis to speak Yiddish.....
But on the other hand: Why the hell not??!!??

 ;D

Sason:
When Aguirres wife died he was a widower for one year
he didn't miss her much, hardly shed a tear
But his place grew filthy and messy
So one day when he met a girl called Bessy
he said, "When I marry you, you gotta clean this place, you hear?!"

Sason:
Well, I think you got the hang of it by now.....   ::)


And for those wondering: Yes, I spent most of the afternoon at work writing these, it was great fun!!    ::) ;D

And tomorrow I'll have to do all the work I didn't do today.....  :-\

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