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Topic: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware (Read 1265765 times)
CellarDweller
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A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
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Reply #1980 on:
July 21, 2010, 11:29:14 am »
Ennis:
I thought we were out in the middle of nowhere! What's that?
Jack:
That's the line of people waiting to get into the new Twilight movie.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
CellarDweller
The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
Posts: 38,511
A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
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Reply #1981 on:
July 21, 2010, 11:30:01 am »
Jack:
Hey Ennis, which team....Edward or Jacob?
Ennis:
I watch the cowboys.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
CellarDweller
The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
Posts: 38,511
A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
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Reply #1982 on:
July 21, 2010, 11:40:12 am »
lureen:
Jack asked you to do
what?
hattie:
You heard me! And I told him
I don't know nuthin' 'bout brithin'
no assbaby!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
CellarDweller
The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
Posts: 38,511
A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
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Reply #1983 on:
July 21, 2010, 11:46:58 am »
"Ennis Del Mar? Ennis Nasty! You two don't go up there to yodel!!"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
CellarDweller
The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
Posts: 38,511
A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
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Reply #1984 on:
July 21, 2010, 11:48:21 am »
Bitchy Bobby: He may be Ricky Ricardo's son, but he's as gay as Ricky Martin!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
CellarDweller
The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
Posts: 38,511
A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
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Reply #1985 on:
July 21, 2010, 11:49:03 am »
Lucy: Ethel, do you see that?!?!
Ethel: I sure do Lucy.
Lucy: Call Ricky and Fred, make them break 'em up!
Ethel: Ricky and Fred aren't here. They .....went on a fishin' trip!
Lucy: Eeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuh!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
CellarDweller
The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
Posts: 38,511
A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
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Reply #1986 on:
July 21, 2010, 11:49:57 am »
Student: Miss Wilson......what happened after Ennis had to "stand it?"
Teacher: Well......let's see.....Ennis stayed in his trailer, Alma and Monroe had a big family,
Junior and Kurt got married and had a baby. Jenny became a singer, Bobby was
a rodeo cowboy like Jack.
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And the basque went on to fame and fortune playing the bongos,
and married a red head!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
Penthesilea
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Posts: 14,745
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
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Reply #1987 on:
July 22, 2010, 12:39:55 pm »
You were on a roll yesterday, Chuck! Thanks for posting the new batch
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CellarDweller
The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
Posts: 38,511
A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
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Reply #1988 on:
July 29, 2010, 09:41:23 am »
Boy, the way Jack rodeoed.
Danced with Lureen nice and slow.
Off to Childress he did go.
Those were the days!
Ennis he did work with steers.
Wed a girl named Alma Beers.
He tried not to shed those tears.
Those were the days!
They did have "first night in tent"!
Passionate 'till they were spent.
Neither would admit just what it all meant.
4 years later, "reunion kiss".
Finding out what they did miss.
Brokeback Mountain gave them bliss.
Those were the days!
Kept meeting throughout the years.
shared some laughs and shared some tears.
Not ranched up, Ennis had too many fears.
Meetings came and went in spurts.
Had their joys and had their hurts.
In the end Ennis had the shirts.
Those Were the Days!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
CellarDweller
The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
Posts: 38,511
A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
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Reply #1989 on:
July 29, 2010, 09:44:15 am »
Burqa-back Mountain
Aguirre: Ok, which one of you is Twist, and which is Del Mar?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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