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Tell us your most embarrassing moment.....
Katie77:
I saw something on another thread today, about something embarrassing that happened to someone, and I thought a thread on "embarrassing moments" might be something interesting.....
When somethin embarrassing happens to us, it is not very funny at the time, but usually we laugh about it later.....
So if anyone has some "embarrassing moments" they would like to share, please post them.....
Now I am sitting here trying to think of one of my own, to start this off, but I cant think of anything .........well how embarrassing is that.......uh...oh.....(well there's a little moment, at least).......
Come on, I'm sure this thread could become quite amusing.....
twistedude:
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? Why do you suppose it';s my most embarassing moment? Cause i want everyone to know about it? 49 years ago...still takes the cake.
mvansand76:
--- Quote from: twistedude on September 01, 2006, 03:31:28 pm ---ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? Why do you suppose it';s my most embarassing moment? Cause i want everyone to know about it? 49 years ago...still takes the cake.
--- End quote ---
??? :o
David In Indy:
Hmmmm...
Hell Katie, I'm going to have to think about this for awhile.
I've had so many embarrassing moments in my life I'm not sure which I would consider the MOST embarrassing.
These may not be the most embarrassing, but I can think of a few bad ones...
Walking into a closed door at a fast food restaurant. We were leaving and I forgot to open the door first. It didn't hurt me but it made one hell of a noise and everybody looked at me and laughed. >:(
Falling into a canal during an overseas vacation. There was a tour group walking nearby and a few of them walked over and fished me out. :(
I was attacked by a Canadian goose once as I was walking from my car to the store. I guess I ventured too close to the nest and the goose jumped on my back and began beating me with its' wings. Once again, there were people close by and they all saw it.
Getting stuck in the bathroom of an airplane. The door lock jammed and I couldn't get it opened. I was stuck in there for about 20 minutes. It took two or three of the flight attendants and somebody from the cockpit to get the door opened. Why? I don't know! Some of the passengers applauded when the door was finally opened. It was a very long flight too. I didn't use the restroom again until we reached the airport.
Oh God. The movie theater. Yep. This is a bad one. I got up to use the restroom or go to the concession stand or something, returned to my seat and gave my lover a little "hello, I'm back" squeeze on his leg. Only I sat down with the wrong group of people. I guess it was too dark and I couldn't see. He didn't get mad at me, but I don't think he appreciated the squeeze on his leg very much.
I got lost in a parking lot once.... well more than once actually. I couldn't figure out how to get out of the parking lot and onto the street. I kept circling around and around looking for the little exit thingy so I could get to the street and the traffic light. Finally a security guard pulled me over. The really embarrassing part of this was I had some out of town friends in the car with me at the time. They had it all figured out but for some reason they didn't say anything to me. I am terrible with directions.
My car began backfiring during a funeral procession once. It kept doing it all the way to the cemetery. When I looked in my rear view mirrow I could see the people behind me jump everytime the car backfired.
A bird crapped on me as I was walking into church once. I noticed people laughing at me during Mass and I couldn't figure out why. I didn't know I had bird crap on me until I got back home and saw it in the mirror. He got me good too! >:(
There are some embarrassing moments you will NEVER hear about Katie.
Anyone else?
David In Indy:
What?? Am I the ONLY ONE willing to make an ass out of myself?
Oh come on folks! Somebody? Anybody?
Katie? What are you doing?
You started this thread. Please don't let me be the only one! :(
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