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Tell us your most embarrassing moment.....
optom3:
So many I do not know where to begin. I do remember a summer waiting job, when I dropped a whole tray of steaming hot food, right into a guys crotch.I ineffectually attempted to scoop it onto the floor with a spoon.He then said forget the food my boll--ks are on fire.So thnking to cool things down I emptied the water jug over the singed area.
Examining a very large lady and being transfixed by the number of chins she had.The time came to ask her to move forward and put her chin on the chin rest, to better examine her eyes, I told her toput her chins,on the rest.
Examining a young guy and while trying to be friendly asked how old his brother, who was also in the room was,it was his son.
On stage when I was still doing ballet, and in my solo realising that the bottom part of my costume was slowly detaching from the top.
When in my first house, which was a townhouse, I was up in the attic attempting to bring down the Xmas decorations.Back then there was no divider between attics.The houses were over 150 years old.You could see from one end of the row to the other. Being a nosy twit, I started to move across the beams and have a look.I stumbled, fell off the supporting beams and one of my feet went straight through the ceiling of my neighbour.
Trying to fit my car with stick on heated defroster.I was so busy, at the back of the car, that I failed to notice the front dash was on fire.Much to the neighbours amusement.
Standing waiting for a taxi with my husband at the Paris Ritz an feeling my hold up stockings gradually slithering doen to my ankles, in full view of the ,concierge, valet, etc.
I could write a whole book on them.
CellarDweller:
I love reading this thread! :D
Kelda:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on August 26, 2008, 06:50:53 pm ---I went to town the other day, and wondered why I was so uncomfortable walking....
When I looked down at my sandals, I realized I had shoved my foot in two different, but similar ones.....and one had a heel a bit higher than the other one.
It wasn't so much embarrassing.....just a stupid moment.
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--- Quote from: optom3 on August 27, 2008, 12:05:06 am ---So many I do not know where to begin. I do remember a summer waiting job, when I dropped a whole tray of steaming hot food, right into a guys crotch.I ineffectually attempted to scoop it onto the floor with a spoon.He then said forget the food my boll--ks are on fire.So thnking to cool things down I emptied the water jug over the singed area.
Examining a very large lady and being transfixed by the number of chins she had.The time came to ask her to move forward and put her chin on the chin rest, to better examine her eyes, I told her toput her chins,on the rest.
Examining a young guy and while trying to be friendly asked how old his brother, who was also in the room was,it was his son.
On stage when I was still doing ballet, and in my solo realising that the bottom part of my costume was slowly detaching from the top.
When in my first house, which was a townhouse, I was up in the attic attempting to bring down the Xmas decorations.Back then there was no divider between attics.The houses were over 150 years old.You could see from one end of the row to the other. Being a nosy twit, I started to move across the beams and have a look.I stumbled, fell off the supporting beams and one of my feet went straight through the ceiling of my neighbour.
Trying to fit my car with stick on heated defroster.I was so busy, at the back of the car, that I failed to notice the front dash was on fire.Much to the neighbours amusement.
Standing waiting for a taxi with my husband at the Paris Ritz an feeling my hold up stockings gradually slithering doen to my ankles, in full view of the ,concierge, valet, etc.
I could write a whole book on them.
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CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: optom3 on August 27, 2008, 12:05:06 am ---On stage when I was still doing ballet, and in my solo realising that the bottom part of my costume was slowly detaching from the top.
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optom3:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on August 27, 2008, 10:35:20 am ---
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So how did you know it was pink ?
Sort of on topic. I know all you cowboys are probably more at home at rodeos, but if you ever get the chance to see Matthew Bournes male swan lake, take it.
All the extremely athletic not wearing very much swans are danced by males not females.It is quite exceptionally stunning.
Got rave reviews in the U.K not sure about over here.I think a lot of people thought it was a made up for the film Billy Elliot.It is however a real ballet and probably the best one I have ever seen.
It had the same initial problems as BBM and was dubbed the gay swan lake.
If necessary, rent it on video/dvd. I promise you will love it.It is also a tragic love story,where a prince falls in love with a swan/woman.In this version the prince falls in love with a swan/man.
It is in effect a gay version of the ballet.
My jaw dropped and remained dropped at the visual feast on display.When I went to see it with my husband,we were outnumbered by gay male couples by about 10:1
You can see most of it on you tube.
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