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Firemen are cute
delalluvia:
--- Quote from: serious crayons on December 03, 2009, 04:17:20 pm ---So did you get any phone numbers, or are you going to have to start another fire?
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I started the fire, inhaled horrible fumes, called 911, gave them my extinguisher to put out the fire, they saw the mostly nude art I put on my refrigerator, stared at my cleavage (my dress was very low cut and I wasn't wearing a bra - gee it was cold last night).
They know where I live. Do I have to do everything? :laugh: :laugh:
delalluvia:
--- Quote from: mariez on December 03, 2009, 03:25:49 pm ---Glad it wasn't worse! That's a good example of how quickly catastrophes can occur when we least expect them.
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What scared me the most. Once 911 transferred me to the fire dept and I explained the situation, smoke was pouring out of the oven. They told me to get everyone out of the house. It's freaking freezing outside, I'm in a sun dress and wool socks, the cats have scattered and the big cat carrier was full of pet supplies. I rushed over to it and realized I wasn't going to have time to empty it out and then find the cats, force them into it and get outside. I had to keep running back to the kitchen to make sure the fire hadn't flared up. My brave Kenobi cat came up to me and I promptly grabbed her and threw her out on the cold balcony and locked her out. I couldn't find Kabuki to save both our lives. Yeah, now I know why people just run outdoors in whatever they're wearing and not thinking about anything else when a fire starts. I didn't even think about getting dressed or putting on shoes.
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: delalluvia on December 03, 2009, 08:16:23 pm ---I started the fire, inhaled horrible fumes, called 911, gave them my extinguisher to put out the fire, they saw the mostly nude art I put on my refrigerator, stared at my cleavage (my dress was very low cut and I wasn't wearing a bra - gee it was cold last night).
They know where I live. Do I have to do everything? :laugh: :laugh:
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maybe they were all gay.
:laugh:
Jeff Wrangler:
--- Quote from: delalluvia on December 03, 2009, 08:16:23 pm ---They know where I live. Do I have to do everything? :laugh: :laugh:
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They were guys, weren't they? You know men. Sometimes you have to hit us with a two-by-four just to get our attention. ...
;D
serious crayons:
--- Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on December 03, 2009, 11:06:22 pm ---They were guys, weren't they? You know men. Sometimes you have to hit us with a two-by-four just to get our attention. ...
;D
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I think a second fire this weekend would do it! ;D
And then say, "You'll freeze your ass off when that fire dies down ..."
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