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CellarDweller:
Not really a "poll" but I think this fits here.

What is the stupidest thing someone has said to you, or the stupidest thing someone has asked you?

CellarDweller:
I thought of this topic, because this happened to me today.

I was at lunch with a coworker, who told me she read that ginger is good for relieving bloating and upset stomachs.  So I told her that's why when my stomach is upset, I drink ginger ale.

she replied with "Oh, is that what they make ginger ale from?"

 ::)

Lynne:
Oy!

I have a zillion, but I'm highly critical.    :P

After Dad had his heart bypass surgery, I collected healthy recipes, did some cooking, and did some shopping, including Morningstar Farms bacon and sausage in an attempt to get Dad's wife Linda (and him) to be more conscientious about heart health, hypertension, etc...

When we were looking at the faux bacon, I pointed out how much lower it is in sodium than regular bacon and told her I'd become used to it fairly quickly, especially for sandwiches.

Linda asks, 'Why do you salt your bacon?'

 ::) ::) ::)

CellarDweller:
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Kerry:
Many years ago . . . .

I was having dinner with some gay friends at a city night-spot one evening, when we were joined by a gay-friendly female friend. Renowned for never being on time. Widely known for her grand entrances. She was impeccably presented as usual. The height of fashion. She always looked fabulous.  She was wearing an oversized pair of Jackie O-esque sunglasses, even though the sun had set some six hours earlier. One of my companions, who fancied himself as a bit of a wit and a raconteur, greeted her enthusiastically with air kisses, exclaiming "Incognito, my dear?" (referring to the sunglasses). To which she vacuously responded, "No, Ray Ban." Alas, she was not joking. Wondered why we were laughing.

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