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Ok everyone....share a story here. LOL
louisev:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on March 03, 2010, 11:12:35 am ---Well, I have to put one of my own here, because it was just so funny. Even now I laugh and can't believe how stupid I was.
:laugh:
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On a related note, you wouldn't believe how many people I have fooled with the statement:
"Did you know they took the word 'gullible' out of the English dictionary?" I've caught several graduate-educated professionals with that one!
Kerry:
As told to me by a friend recently . . .
Friend was having his annual medical check-up, part of which comprised a digital prostate examination.
Doctor told friend to strip from the waist down, lie on his side facing the wall and bring his knees up to his chest as best he could.
Friend did as requested and could hear doctor behind him, snapping on latex gloves and squirting lubricant, before feeling the doctor's hand on his buttock, prior to insertion of finger in rectum.
Friend looked over his shoulder and said with mock indignation, "This is soooo undignified."
To which doctor replied, quick as a flash, "How do you think I feel?"
louisev:
Yeah because with the doctors, its all about THEM, right? ::)
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: Kerry on March 04, 2010, 02:17:34 am ---As told to me by a friend recently . . .
Friend was having his annual medical check-up, part of which comprised a digital prostate examination.
Doctor told friend to strip from the waist down, lie on his side facing the wall and bring his knees up to his chest as best he could.
Friend did as requested and could hear doctor behind him, snapping on latex gloves and squirting lubricant, before feeling the doctor's hand on his buttock, prior to insertion of finger in rectum.
Friend looked over his shoulder and said with mock indignation, "This is soooo undignified."
To which doctor replied, quick as a flash, "How do you think I feel?"
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A "digital" prostate exam? I've never heard of that before. If it was digital, why did he use his finger Kerry? Are they using some sort of computer now in addition to the "finger" exam? :-\
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: David In Indy on March 04, 2010, 03:54:02 am ---A "digital" prostate exam? I've never heard of that before. If it was digital, why did he use his finger Kerry? Are they using some sort of computer now in addition to the "finger" exam? :-\
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:laugh:
David, you just gave an entry here without meaning to.
It's called a "digital" exam because his finger (one of the digits on his hand) is inserted to check on the prostate.
From Wiki:
A finger is a type of digit, an organ of manipulation and sensation found in the hands of humans and other primates. Normally humans have five digits, termed phalanges, on each hand (exceptions are polydactyly, hypodactyly and digit loss). The first digit is the thumb, followed by index finger, middle finger, ring finger, and little finger or pinky. Some other languages use the same generic term for all five digits of a hand.
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