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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 7854506 times)

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"P" is producing
« Reply #15580 on: November 03, 2007, 11:36:03 pm »
Ennis's preferred method of making love to Alma wasn't likely to be producing too many babies.
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"R" is repugnant
« Reply #15581 on: November 04, 2007, 12:22:54 am »
Alma found anal sex repugnant; in fact, she hated it.
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"S" is slips
« Reply #15582 on: November 04, 2007, 04:42:36 am »
Not wanting the opportunity to slip through Jack's fingers, Lureen slips out of her bra in the backseat of her daddy's car.
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"T" is tolerable
« Reply #15583 on: November 04, 2007, 12:47:56 pm »
Initially, Alma found Ennis's sexual proclivities only barely tolerable.
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"U" is unbounded
« Reply #15584 on: November 04, 2007, 01:55:06 pm »
Ennis describes the unbounded pleasure he experiences having sex with Jack:  "I like doin it with women, yeah, but Jesus H., ain't nothin like this."
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"V" is vociferously
« Reply #15585 on: November 04, 2007, 04:59:16 pm »
Jack tried vociferously to get Ennis to commit to the sweet life.
« Last Edit: November 06, 2007, 04:22:17 pm by Fran »
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"W" is waned
« Reply #15586 on: November 04, 2007, 06:28:13 pm »
As Alma's desire for sex with Ennis waned, her desire for Monroe waxed - even though Ennis could wipe up the floor with him.

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"X" is xtra-hurtful
« Reply #15587 on: November 04, 2007, 09:06:32 pm »
After Ennis told Alma that he'd be happy to leave him alone if she didn't want any more of his kids, Alma came back with an xtra-hurtful comment of her own:  "I'd have 'em, if you'd support 'em...."
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Round 605
« Reply #15588 on: November 04, 2007, 10:05:33 pm »
Round 605!
The Original Desperate Housewife!!


Wives and Lovers

WIVES AND LOVERS (lyric) (1964)
(Burt Bacharach / Hal David)

Hey, little girl, comb your hair, fix your make-up, soon he will open the door,
Don't think because there's a ring on your finger, you needn't try any more.
For wives should always be lovers too,
Run to his arms the moment that he comes home to you.
I'm warning you,
Day after day, there are girls at the office and the men will always be men,
Don't stand him up, with your hair still in curlers, you may not see him again.
Wives should always be lovers too,
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you.
He's almost here, hey, little girl, better wear something pretty,
Something you wear to go to the city,
Dim all the lights, pour the wine, start the music, time to get ready for love.
Time to get ready for love, yes it's time to get ready for love,
It's time to get ready, kick your shoes off, baby....,
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"A" is agonizes
« Reply #15589 on: November 05, 2007, 09:49:52 am »
After the reunion kiss, Alma agonizes over what she had witnessed.

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I can't believe those lyrics!
BTW, did you give up on the Boss?
Is that Pink Floyd?
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