Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 7835423 times)

Offline Ellemeno

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"E" is enormousness
« Reply #16260 on: January 11, 2008, 04:28:06 am »
Jack is the franker of the two when he addresses the enormousness of their love by saying, "This ain't no little thing that's happenin here."


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"F" is foreskin
« Reply #16261 on: January 11, 2008, 10:45:29 am »
When he was three or four, Jack realized that he was missing his foreskin.

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"G" is gruesomely
« Reply #16262 on: January 11, 2008, 11:28:51 am »
Jack had this description of how one of his friends had been gruesomely and fatally wounded by a bull:

"Friend a mine got his oil checked with a horn dipstick and that was all she wrote."

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"H" is habit-forming
« Reply #16263 on: January 11, 2008, 02:46:56 pm »
After that infamous second night in the tent, smoking and drinking were not the only habit-forming activities Jack and Ennis indulged in.
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"I" is infamous
« Reply #16264 on: January 11, 2008, 03:15:04 pm »
After that infamous second night in the tent, smoking and drinking were not the only habit-forming activities Jack and Ennis indulged in.

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"L" is lovesickness
« Reply #16265 on: January 11, 2008, 04:29:58 pm »
When Ennis knelt in the alley and hurled, he didn't realize that he was suffering from lovesickness.

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"M" is marauder
« Reply #16266 on: January 11, 2008, 09:05:47 pm »
Ennis had this to say about a certain marauder that had crossed his path:  "Shot a coyote, big son of a bitch, balls on him size a apples."
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"N" is nicotine's
« Reply #16267 on: January 11, 2008, 10:06:19 pm »
As she fumbles in her purse after catching a glimpse of the reunion kiss, it appears that Alma is craving nicotine's anxiolytic effect.  Where are  those smokes?

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"O" is overcooked
« Reply #16268 on: January 11, 2008, 10:13:59 pm »
There was no chance that Lureen's turkey dinner, which was cooked for three hours, would be overcooked.

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"P" is pert
« Reply #16269 on: January 12, 2008, 01:06:38 am »
It was after Bobby made a pert reply to his mother that Jack took matters into his own hands and turned off the TV.
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