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Kerry:

--- Quote from: David925 on January 29, 2007, 12:42:35 am ---If I didn't know better, I'd think you all were trying to turn my blog into some kind of half ass porn site!   >:( ....  ;)

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And what, may I ask, have you got against "half ass porn sites," David?   ;)  LOL

Why, at Jess' prompting (I would NEVER have done it on my own accord), I have created my very own porn thread, right here at BetterMost (Kerry looks all sheepish and innocent).

It's called, "Hot-Buttered BetterMost Buns." Classy title, don't you think?! (well, maybe "classy" isn't the appropriate word - maybe "classy" without the "cl"???)

I was half-asleep last night when I opened the thread, and dozing-off at the keyboard as I made the first (I thought to be very subtle, tasteful) posts.

No-one was more surprised than me when I received a plaintiff pm from Sheriff Roland this morning, advising me that there were some "dick heads peekin" (his words! tee-hee!) in the pics I posted last night! Shock! Horror!

I responded that I was at work and wasn't in a position to display the images on my work computer (I can't afford to loose any more scalp, folks!!!), in order to delete them. So the Sheriff kindly offered to delete them for me.

The crisis was averted! No-body died (except maybe, my reputation!)

(Pst, Jess, I promise I won't tell anyone about your buns fetish! Hee-hee, hee-hee! I hope you enjoy my new thread. Mum's the word!  ;))

David In Indy:
Hot Buttered Bettermost Buns?

And I MISSED IT??

Damn it all to hell!  >:(

God, they could have let me peek at it before they oblivated it!

Arad-3:
Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit!  Sorry we missed your naughty little photo op. :o

David In Indy:

--- Quote from: Kerry on January 29, 2007, 01:13:47 am ---
(Pst, Jess, I promise I won't tell anyone about your buns fetish! Hee-hee, hee-hee! I hope you enjoy my new thread. Mum's the word!  ;))

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WHOA!!!!

Jess has a buns fetish??

Oh good lord.   ::)

I gotta hear more about this. haha.

Kerry:

--- Quote from: David925 on January 29, 2007, 01:17:24 am ---Hot Buttered Bettermost Buns?

And I MISSED IT??

Damn it all to hell!  >:(

God, they could have let me peek at it before they oblivated it!

--- End quote ---

Yeah, the Sheriff was so quick, I even missed 'em myself!!!    :-\

He's a fast operator!   :o

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