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Shasta542:
You might like this, David.
#4 is Scout--she always rubs her face on the couch
#7 is Oakley--she is the only one who does that, and she is the WORST--it doesn't matter who it is--we try not to turn our backs on her because she doesn't care whether she sniffs crotch or hiney. LOL.
The rest don't apply to my dogs except maybe the rain shakin' -- and I don't have a cat.
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad 's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
injest:
--- Quote from: Shasta542 on November 19, 2008, 08:53:21 pm ---You might like this, David.
#4 is Scout--she always rubs her face on the couch
#7 is Oakley--she is the only one who does that, and she is the WORST--it doesn't matter who it is--we try not to turn our backs on her because she doesn't care whether she sniffs crotch or hiney. LOL.
The rest don't apply to my dogs except maybe the rain shakin' -- and I don't have a cat.
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad 's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
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The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
usually?
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Shasta542 on November 19, 2008, 08:53:21 pm ---3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
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:o :laugh:
Do dogs really do that? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh
Shasta542:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on November 23, 2008, 01:49:29 pm --- :o :laugh:
Do dogs really do that? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh
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It's true. Cat poop is a gourmet treat to dogs.
injest:
--- Quote from: Shasta542 on November 23, 2008, 02:31:48 pm ---It's true. Cat poop is a gourmet treat to dogs.
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you should see them with horse poop.
and hoof clippings...
OO!! or their ALL TIME fave!! Calf/colt nuts....
they stand in a circle just panting...
(but I think the hoof clippings is the WORST! think about it..all that dirt and poop and bacteria and rotten grass, ugh, I could puke thinking of the smell)
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