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injest:
--- Quote from: jstephens9 on November 30, 2008, 01:35:01 am ---Yeah, that might make you feel better. If I lived closer to you I would bring you something that would clear you up and we could tell ghost stories. Would that help?
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it would make ME feel better...come on over!!
(except...can you tell me kitty stories instead? I am scared of ghosts!)
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: jstephens9 on November 30, 2008, 01:35:01 am ---Yeah, that might make you feel better. If I lived closer to you I would bring you something that would clear you up and we could tell ghost stories. Would that help?
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Yup! That sounds like fun! :D
--- Quote from: injest on November 30, 2008, 01:42:06 am ---it would make ME feel better...come on over!!
(except...can you tell me kitty stories instead? I am scared of ghosts!)
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What's a kitty story? Is that the same as a ghost story but with soft kitties instead? ;)
And not as scary?
David In Indy:
*sniffle*
injest:
--- Quote from: DavidinIndy on November 30, 2008, 01:44:13 am ---Yup! That sounds like fun! :D
What's a kitty story? Is that the same as a ghost story but with soft kitties instead? ;)
And not as scary?
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yes!
see there was this couple that went out parking one night and fell asleep...little did they know that a litter of kittens had escaped from the shelter! As they slept (compllllleeeettteelllyy unaware)...the tiny fluffy kittens creeped up on their car!!
The tiny kittens climbed up the bumper and eeeddddggggeedd along to the window (that the couple had left OPEN!!) and crawled inside...the couple woke to the sound of SOMETHING in the BACK SEAT!! WHAT WAS IT!!?? in horror they looked back....and there...on the seat....was.....
a
tiny
itty
bitty
kitty
pellet!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: injest on November 30, 2008, 01:57:23 am ---yes!
see there was this couple that went out parking one night and fell asleep...little did they know that a litter of kittens had escaped from the shelter! As they slept (compllllleeeettteelllyy unaware)...the tiny fluffy kittens creeped up on their car!!
The tiny kittens climbed up the bumper and eeeddddggggeedd along to the window (that the couple had left OPEN!!) and crawled inside...the couple woke to the sound of SOMETHING in the BACK SEAT!! WHAT WAS IT!!?? in horror they looked back....and there...on the seat....was.....
a
tiny
itty
bitty
kitty
pellet!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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He pooped in their car?!!
What did they use to clean it up with? A scarf?
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