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Katie77:
--- Quote from: David In Indy on May 01, 2009, 02:08:28 am ---Did you know after praying mantises mate the female kills the male? She bites him.
She bites his head off. And then she eats him.
Now that's what I call ROUGH SEX! :P
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--- Quote from: injest on May 01, 2009, 07:10:52 am ---
did you know cats have barbs on their...uh...um...you knows...and that is why female cats hiss and cry when they pull out? They face backwards, so they dont' hurt going IN... :-X :-X
THAT would put a damper on ya love life...
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OMG....remind me not to come back in my next life as a praying mantis, and definately not as a cat, and yet I often used to look at my cat, and say "thats what I want to be in my next life".
injest:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on May 01, 2009, 07:37:08 am ---OMG....remind me not to come back in my next life as a praying mantis, and definately not as a cat, and yet I often used to look at my cat, and say "thats what I want to be in my next life".
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just hope you come back as the boy...with really good reflexes so you can duck the ladies' claws...
Katie77:
Did you see this cartoon over on Kerrys Komedy Klub......
(poor little kitty, she dont know what shes askin for)
injest:
:laugh: :laugh: :o
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on May 01, 2009, 07:55:34 am ---Did you see this cartoon over on Kerrys Komedy Klub......
(poor little kitty, she dont know what shes askin for)
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That is just all kinds of wrong! :laugh:
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