This is in my top five of all time - I could probably quote almost the entire movie. My favourite line(s):
"There was]/i] nothing wrong with it. Until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammy's."
"Well, why don't you just go by "Mike"?"
"No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
I'm so gratified to see other Office Space fans. I love every moment of that movie. Now that would be fun to watch together. No deep sorrow or tears or sighs...just a lot of laughing and saying the lines along with the movie.
Peter Gibbons: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's another thing, I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Porter: Eight?
Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.