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Jake Gylenhaal on the Biography channel-TONIGHT-Oct. 26
Kd5000:
They already got a biography of Jake on that channel? I don't get ithat channel, though it seems premature. I'm suprised no one has written the official Jake bio yet. I'd love to do it, though I'm sure it might require doing some sit-down interviews with Jake and spending some time with my subject in order to better understand him. We'd have to go biking together. I'd have to check out his residency as that's certainly a reflection of the individual. Sounds real difficult, huh. ;D I think they wrote biographies on Leo D biographies after Titanic.
ednbarby:
It's fun to imagine the different jobs that would be oh-so-hard ( ::)) to do where Jake's concerned.
For example, how'd you like to be his opthamologist/optometrist?
OK, Mr. Gyllenhaal. Let's start by having you take your shirt off. Well, you see, I'll be able to better focus on your eyes if I'm not distracted by your shirt, there. Now, please look deeply into my eyes. Get a little closer. Closer. No - still need you to get a little closer. OK. Now, let's see. Oh, my. Did you know there are about seven distinct colors in your irises? Is that a band of gold I see around the pupils? Make that eight. And I'd say your eyelashes are a good three quarters of an inch long. What does that have to do with your eyesight? Oh, well, actually there's a ratio calculation we do of eyelash length to iris circumference that helps us infer whether you'll ever have cataracts. No, I'm not shitting you. OK, now close your eyes for a bit. Ah, yes. That's nice. No, no. Keep them closed until I tell you to open them. Mmmmm hmmmm. Wow. That's a really big... What am I doing? Oh, just another ratio calculation. This one determines your probability of developing glaucoma. No, really!
David:
Damn! How did I miss that episode? Hopefully they will rerun it soon.
Barb, you can be his optometrist. I want to be his Urologist! ;D
Honestly, we all want to check his plumbing don't we? he he he.
"OK Mr. Gyllenhaal, time for your monthly fertility test. I'll hold the cup for you." ::)
ednbarby:
--- Quote from: DavidinHartford on November 13, 2006, 10:17:05 pm ---Damn! How did I miss that episode? Hopefully they will rerun it soon.
Barb, you can be his optometrist. I want to be his Urologist! ;D
Honestly, we all want to check his plumbing don't we? he he he.
"OK Mr. Gyllenhaal, time for your monthly fertility test. I'll hold the cup for you." ::)
--- End quote ---
Hell with that. Let him hold the cup.
;D
David:
--- Quote from: ednbarby on November 14, 2006, 09:21:32 am ---Hell with that. Let him hold the cup.
;D
--- End quote ---
ROFLOL!!! :laugh:
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