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Funny expressions we use......
Katie77:
Just reading thru the threads today, and I came across some funny expressions that people use to describe things, or how they feel.....so I thought it would be fun to start this thread to find out some others.....
Heres the ones I saw today......
From David in Messages from the Heartland.......I'm so angry, I could fart nails
From Saucy cobbler in Irreverent Photos.....colder than a witche's tit
Will have to think of a few that I use, and add them later.....
MaineWriter:
One of my all time favorites: "He's good with his hands but numb as a hake."
And my list of dumb descriptors:
a few sandwiches short of a picnic
one beer short of a six pack
not the sharpest tool in the shed
not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Leslie
Bigheart:
Heh heh Leslie - I should get Souxi in here to post some of her funny stuff! The things she comes up with! ;D
twistedude:
"queer the soup"
"Sweet Spot" (as a proper noun)
Now who would have written those dumb things...?
Oh yeah: it was ME that said "colder than a witch's tit," saucycobbler just asked me where I got it from in the picturtecaps thread...a softcore funny book by Thorne Smith, called "Topper."
saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on November 01, 2006, 04:19:49 pm ---From Saucy cobbler in Irreverent Photos.....colder than a witche's tit
--- End quote ---
Kudos goes to twistedude for that one. Can't claim it for my own!
Some favourites...
You're like a nun's knickers... (i.e. always on)
You've got more front than Brighton... (insert own seaside town)
...or more neck than a giraffe...
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